Headline says, "Alan Jackson's mother dead at 86.
Headline says, "Alan Jackson's mother dead at 86." And horribly my brain adds, "She will be buried in a pyramid of cans in the pale moonlight on the banks of the Chattahoochee."
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I was sipping coffee when I read that. I need to find screen cleaner now.
ReplyDeleteA good friend of mine is named after that guy.
ReplyDeleteIt's gotta be a pretty common name.
ReplyDeleteNo, I mean his first name is Alan and his middle name is Jackson. When I found that out I said "You mean like the country singer?!" and he was like "...yes..."
ReplyDeleteOh, holy crap. Well, I wanted to name Coop "Harrison Ford Garske." I was overruled. But his middle name is Harrison.
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