Weird.
Weird. An hour ago a guy knocked on our door saying he was an overnight courier, looking for someone that was not us but for our address. I said that wasn't us, and he said he'd take the package back.
So if we end up robbed or dead overnight, it was a scruffy white guy, 5'9ish, 190-200lbs. Not these guys though. However, I am contemplating booby-traps.
Oh, sorry, that was mine. I always forget to double-check the autofill settings after I steal someone's identity
ReplyDelete... you sent Viens of the Earth back?!
ReplyDeleteBooby traps or booty traps?!
ReplyDeleteAre you on Nextdoor? If it is some kind of a racket, maybe the same thing happened to some of your neighbors. It gets so I don't answer the door, unless I'm expecting you or you're a Boy/Girl Scout. Yesterday there were some (probably) Jehovah's Witnesses for whom I didn't answer the door, and I'm pretty sure the guy even saw me through my window.
ReplyDelete... yesterday someone yelled at me as I closed the door Do you drink MILK?
ReplyDeleteMaybe really aggressive door to door vegan evangelists Goblins Henchman?
ReplyDeleteWe survived.
ReplyDelete...For now. You'll have to keep this up every night.
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Can never go wrong w/ boobies.
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