Once your kid hits the terrible twos, you can’t even make them dinner without them either throwing the food on the...

Once your kid hits the terrible twos, you can’t even make them dinner without them either throwing the food on the ground or telling you that they are already dead and that you’re their punishment for what they did in life. Makes those newborn days feel like a breeze.

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  1. Jay ExonautsMay 3, 2017 at 11:46 AM

    The twos were easy. The about-to-turn-fours however...

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  2. Casey G.May 3, 2017 at 11:47 AM

    Threenagers.

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  3. Ben MiltonMay 3, 2017 at 12:00 PM

    Yeah, my kids are 4, 2, and 3 months, so I got it all going on at once. The best is when one starts shrieking and throwing themselves at nearby surfaces, and the rest follow along until you have this whole choir of the damned thing going on.

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