This is my gaming circle minus my ACKS players. I am such an asshole. Since they're in the big city now, the players really wanted to know if there were any magic weapons for sale. ACKS ain't 3e or 4e though. There is exactly one magic weapon for sale. I rolled randomly to see what it was and... ...it's a cursed -2 sword. So I told the players there's a weapons dealer/fence who's looking to get rid of a magic sword he's gotten ahold of...cheap. Only 6,000gp when usually a +1 item would be 10,000gp. So far they are not suspicious. They're going to be so pissed at me. I can barely contain my excitement.
Ugh. I am probably technically evangelical, but this half-assed Hallmark preaching sucks major ass
ReplyDeleteEdit: def a solid fantasy death cult though!
Yep, death cult.
ReplyDeleteChurch is the best place to get murdered. We should all be so lucky to be murdered in church.
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not The Onion!
ReplyDeleteGod delivered his children from this evil world sounds like the Cathar heresy! Is this pastor an Albigensian?
hahah OMFG "they were close to Jesus at the time of their death." well I just...I can't...man.
ReplyDeleteDown with the omnipresence heresy! Jesus is only in these patent boxes, available at the low low price of $30,000 with attractive financing options.
ReplyDeleteThis guy is disturbed.
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