PETA spokesperson Jasper Dornhoff added that the grotesque creatures were covered in infected sores from biting one...

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PETA spokesperson Jasper Dornhoff added that the grotesque creatures were covered in infected sores from biting one another and that many appeared to be wallowing in their own garlicky waste all the way up to their haunches.
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  1. catty _bigNovember 24, 2017 at 2:57 PM

    LMFAO!!!

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  2. Megan Bennett-BurksNovember 24, 2017 at 3:01 PM

    This is what happens when you domesticate eldritch horrors. They'll have their revenge though, rest assured.

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