I wrote a (less than) 200 word RPG, but realized there was a typo after I submitted it and also it’s sort of joke,...
I wrote a (less than) 200 word RPG, but realized there was a typo after I submitted it and also it’s sort of joke, but also playable, so here it is, corrected. I guess it's sort of a solo game? But it says there's a GM. Whatever. Games are a conversation. About ninjas and booze.
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ReplyDeletewhat if the ninjas get sick of him and want to give him back
Play to find out.
ReplyDeleteOk, this is one 200 word RPG I would actually play.
ReplyDeleteOnly takes a couple minutes.
ReplyDeleteI would totally do a Duke Nukem dungeon crawl with these rules!
ReplyDeleteI just won. Killed some secret service dudes following a ninja, stole their money to buy booze and ran away from the Yakuza before finding the ninja hideout.
ReplyDeleteJust played again. Found the liquor store but I didn't have any money. Then I tried to run away from the Yakuza, but they caught up to me. I was stabbed and tried to keep fighting. With my dying breath I killed my killer. But I never found the awesome ninjas...
ReplyDeleteFor result 6, does "fight them to get a clue" refer to both the Yakuza and Secret Service?
ReplyDeleteDo you get the clue automatically for fighting them (rules lawyer pedant says yes) or only if you win
Do you still get a roll on the kill table table if you win?
(Let's see if we can make the FAQ longer than the game)
yes.
ReplyDeleteno.
yes.
I canceled my meatspace game for tomorrow night because not enough people were coming, so I emailed them this to play themselves in isolation.
ReplyDeleteUpon reflection, this is a brilliant foundation for playing BATMAN. Replace "booze" with "special gear" and secret service for cops and yakuza for criminals, and the ninja is this episode's super villain.
You need to put your name on this Casey G.
ReplyDeleteIt is in the contest.
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