"This is a great robot, dude. I love it." "Did Mom tell you why it's red?" "Noooo..." "Because the robot went savage and decided to kill humans and it smeared the humans' blood all over it."
Where did it all go wrong, Casey? I can’t pinpoint it, but it was already too late when they remade 3:10 to Yuma and took a movie that was mostly two men talking about morality in a hotel room and put in a Gatling gun.
This is my gaming circle minus my ACKS players. I am such an asshole. Since they're in the big city now, the players really wanted to know if there were any magic weapons for sale. ACKS ain't 3e or 4e though. There is exactly one magic weapon for sale. I rolled randomly to see what it was and... ...it's a cursed -2 sword. So I told the players there's a weapons dealer/fence who's looking to get rid of a magic sword he's gotten ahold of...cheap. Only 6,000gp when usually a +1 item would be 10,000gp. So far they are not suspicious. They're going to be so pissed at me. I can barely contain my excitement.
Precious.
ReplyDeleteChildren are so innocent.
ReplyDelete“Hey baby, wanna kill all humans?”
ReplyDeleteI would've told him that joke, but he hasn't seen Futurama yet.
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ReplyDeleteDerek Pennycuff Beat me to it.
ReplyDeleteMark Whitley ye… er, AFFIRMATIVE
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ReplyDeleteWhy doesn't that kid have a monster manual yet?!
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ReplyDeleteWhitney Delaglio that's a great idea.
ReplyDeleteCasey G. I think of it every time you post about your son.
ReplyDeleteCoop might be my favorite RPG personality.
ReplyDeleteAgreeing with Bryan here, I wanna sit at Coop's table someday and have have my pc die a glorious death.
ReplyDeleteAsk him to make some underwear encounters <3 or rather tell him I asked with a please.
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