Running in a 5K on Saturday and my only goal is to leave my daughter in the dust and then brag about it all day.


Running in a 5K on Saturday and my only goal is to leave my daughter in the dust and then brag about it all day.
She can have her revenge when she sends me to the cheapest elder-care facility she can find.

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  1. Daniel SwensenMay 9, 2018 at 7:57 AM

    It's all about the long con!

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  2. J. Max KielbasaMay 9, 2018 at 8:09 AM

    that's so cute.... you think you won't get purged.

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  3. Zzarchov KowolskiMay 9, 2018 at 8:19 AM

    "Oh man, today was great. I beat my kid so bad that she'll remember it for the rest of her life. It was harder than I thought it would be because she's a pretty fast runner but ...yes officer?"

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  4. Casey G.May 9, 2018 at 8:24 AM

    Jason Kielbasa I may in fact be purged. She's in better shape than I ever will be, but I run sometimes and she...also runs for training...but it's not as far. Last year we ran together but she had to walk a couple times, so I waited for her, then the last few hundred yards she roadrunnered me so her time was better.

    If she beats me I'm fully prepared with, "I was just trash-talking so you'd be inspired to try harder" comments.

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  5. gregory bMay 9, 2018 at 8:48 AM

    #glhfdd

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  6. Alex HakobianMay 9, 2018 at 9:24 AM

    If she beats me I'm fully prepared with, "I was just trash-talking so you'd be inspired to try harder" comments.

    The perfect dad safety net.

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  7. Casey G.May 9, 2018 at 9:26 AM

    "My plan to motivate you worked perfectly."

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  8. Alex HakobianMay 9, 2018 at 9:29 AM

    Didn't Ozymandias from Watchmen have a similar line of thinking? "That thing that happened, happened because I planned it that way all along."

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  9. Ian ReillyMay 9, 2018 at 12:54 PM

    "I already beat you thirty minutes ago," you wheeze as you huff across the finish line and she's standing there

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  10. Casey G.May 12, 2018 at 6:48 AM

    She beat me by six minutes.https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/Jqwf0rqlDK3vSgD-659cTmYmh9802DU_IJUEoux8crDTvaNp9p508oO9wnFRiz-NfGaKyMApLmA

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  11. Daniel SwensenMay 12, 2018 at 6:56 AM

    ~”Mad World” plays in background~

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  12. gregory bMay 12, 2018 at 10:27 AM

    Six is so many minutes Casey, I'm so sorry. Did your talk about "that was my plan all along" work out?

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  13. Casey G.May 12, 2018 at 10:30 AM

    It got an eye-roll and a sarcastic "yeah, right."

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  14. gregory bMay 12, 2018 at 11:31 AM

    Casey G. You have taught her too well.

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  15. Paul BeakleyMay 12, 2018 at 2:57 PM

    Six minutes!

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