From Voyageurs National Park on FB: Called “Catamaran” by locals, Bert Upton is among the strangest of historical characters on area waters. He lived in a hut built over a dug-out at Squirrel Narrows. Found frozen to death in the 1930s by Kettle Falls pioneer Oliver Knox; Upton was perched lifeless in the snow just a half-mile from his home. Shunning civilization, Upton defined the word hermit. First spotted rowing his crude log raft on Namakan, no one knows how he got there. Upton’s accent implied an English heritage but any personal inquiries brought a stony silence. Some suspected him a man fleeing the law; others saw a bizarre outcast; everyone knew he was peculiar. Just five feet tall and wildly unkempt, Catamaran wore hacked-off pants and walked barefoot with a stick. Winter demanded shoes but no socks, a cast-off Mackinaw, and a trailing cap made from the leg of old underwear. He was oddly religious, and suspicious of being poisoned. Surviving on snared rabbits and fish, he ofte...
really the better question is what method do you use to desecrate it
ReplyDeleteAgreed. What did you think was gonna happen?
ReplyDeleteThere's no option for 'use altar to set up lemonade stand'. Everybody knows that dungeon dwellers love their vitamin C when they can get it.
ReplyDeleteEat egg.
ReplyDeletepretty sure those both fall under desecration
ReplyDeleteDrink lemonade
ReplyDeletePlace chicken on altar. See evil computer get stuck in loop about which came first.
ReplyDeleteThe thing you don’t do is bang the drum, light the incense and recite the proper verse.
ReplyDeletebest odds
ReplyDelete”Sit on egg"
ReplyDeleteKlaatu Barada Necktie
ReplyDeleteIf you desecrated the altar, make a save vs. Death as the egg opens and the VOID YOLK OF COSMIC OBLIVION envelops you.
ReplyDeleteIf you fled, make an intelligence check to find your way out of the LABYRINTH OF THE VOID OOSPORE.
ReplyDeleteIf you begged for forgiveness, the VOID OOSPORE has mercy since proper humility was shown. You will be the final being engulfed when the VOID hatches.
ReplyDeletedamn it
ReplyDeleteDoes a 6 succeed on that death save?
ReplyDeleteNo.
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