This is my gaming circle minus my ACKS players. I am such an asshole. Since they're in the big city now, the players really wanted to know if there were any magic weapons for sale. ACKS ain't 3e or 4e though. There is exactly one magic weapon for sale. I rolled randomly to see what it was and... ...it's a cursed -2 sword. So I told the players there's a weapons dealer/fence who's looking to get rid of a magic sword he's gotten ahold of...cheap. Only 6,000gp when usually a +1 item would be 10,000gp. So far they are not suspicious. They're going to be so pissed at me. I can barely contain my excitement.
really the better question is what method do you use to desecrate it
ReplyDeleteAgreed. What did you think was gonna happen?
ReplyDeleteThere's no option for 'use altar to set up lemonade stand'. Everybody knows that dungeon dwellers love their vitamin C when they can get it.
ReplyDeleteEat egg.
ReplyDeletepretty sure those both fall under desecration
ReplyDeleteDrink lemonade
ReplyDeletePlace chicken on altar. See evil computer get stuck in loop about which came first.
ReplyDeleteThe thing you don’t do is bang the drum, light the incense and recite the proper verse.
ReplyDeletebest odds
ReplyDelete”Sit on egg"
ReplyDeleteKlaatu Barada Necktie
ReplyDeleteIf you desecrated the altar, make a save vs. Death as the egg opens and the VOID YOLK OF COSMIC OBLIVION envelops you.
ReplyDeleteIf you fled, make an intelligence check to find your way out of the LABYRINTH OF THE VOID OOSPORE.
ReplyDeleteIf you begged for forgiveness, the VOID OOSPORE has mercy since proper humility was shown. You will be the final being engulfed when the VOID hatches.
ReplyDeletedamn it
ReplyDeleteDoes a 6 succeed on that death save?
ReplyDeleteNo.
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