This is my gaming circle minus my ACKS players. I am such an asshole. Since they're in the big city now, the players really wanted to know if there were any magic weapons for sale. ACKS ain't 3e or 4e though. There is exactly one magic weapon for sale. I rolled randomly to see what it was and... ...it's a cursed -2 sword. So I told the players there's a weapons dealer/fence who's looking to get rid of a magic sword he's gotten ahold of...cheap. Only 6,000gp when usually a +1 item would be 10,000gp. So far they are not suspicious. They're going to be so pissed at me. I can barely contain my excitement.
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youtube.com - Praying Hands (2009 Remastered Version)
Documentary voice "The wild demon has paralyzed the saint with it's tail, breaking off it's barb in the process. This spells doom for the demon but it's overriding drive is to bring the saint back to it's nest to lay eggs inside it. These demons will soon hatch as lemures and eat the saint from the inside as part of the unnatural cycle"
ReplyDeleteZzarchov Kowolski now I'm thinking of this as an adventure or at least lair location.
ReplyDelete"Don't make eye contact."
ReplyDelete"It's not sin if you pretend you don't want to." - St. Devilfucker
ReplyDeleteMay St. Devilfucker guide thine genitals rightly! and nightly! and sometimes in the afternoon! Twice on Xmas...
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