"What does the crazy shop keeper sell?"


"What does the crazy shop keeper sell?"
"He sells health potions. Do you think this looks healthy?"
"It's green, it kind of looks like poison."
"It's cabbage. No wait. It's pickle juice."
"That is healthy. What's the donut thing?"
"That's a troll hole."
"A troll hole?"
"Yeah, you throw it at someone and a hole opens underneath them."

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