"What does the crazy shop keeper sell?"
"What does the crazy shop keeper sell?"
"He sells health potions. Do you think this looks healthy?"
"It's green, it kind of looks like poison."
"It's cabbage. No wait. It's pickle juice."
"That is healthy. What's the donut thing?"
"That's a troll hole."
"A troll hole?"
"Yeah, you throw it at someone and a hole opens underneath them."
This kid gets it.
ReplyDeleteShowing us all up for the amateurs we are.
ReplyDeleteIs this the stuff that Coop is gonna put in the zine for next summer? I dearly hope so.
ReplyDeleteCoop is my hero.
ReplyDeleteI can think of a few trolls who could use a few holes.
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ReplyDeleteYissss!!!!
ReplyDeleteIs the shopkeeper a rascal with no respect for knights,
ReplyDeleteHe is a rascal. Another item he sells is a missile that blows up immediately after you buy it.
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