This is why most science fiction is garbage. According to Biblical truth, in the future, humans should be the size of crickets. Why are humans never depicted as tiny creatures huddled under toadstools? Because sci-fi writers are sodomites who deny the truth.
Adam was also a lot more ripped then Noah, and I am kinda out of shape - ergo this is biblical truth. This can only mean that evidence of average height increase in the developed world over the past century or three is a clear sign that rationalism and even atheism are god's will!
Also like the "modern day man and woman" are hippies.
You realize this means we're all the halflings. And in modern society, object and distraction obsessed, hellbent on acquiring things we don't need and don't even remember we have half the time, we're not just halflings.
Where did it all go wrong, Casey? I can’t pinpoint it, but it was already too late when they remade 3:10 to Yuma and took a movie that was mostly two men talking about morality in a hotel room and put in a Gatling gun.
This is my gaming circle minus my ACKS players. I am such an asshole. Since they're in the big city now, the players really wanted to know if there were any magic weapons for sale. ACKS ain't 3e or 4e though. There is exactly one magic weapon for sale. I rolled randomly to see what it was and... ...it's a cursed -2 sword. So I told the players there's a weapons dealer/fence who's looking to get rid of a magic sword he's gotten ahold of...cheap. Only 6,000gp when usually a +1 item would be 10,000gp. So far they are not suspicious. They're going to be so pissed at me. I can barely contain my excitement.
Well, I'm convinced.
ReplyDeleteThis is why most science fiction is garbage. According to Biblical truth, in the future, humans should be the size of crickets. Why are humans never depicted as tiny creatures huddled under toadstools? Because sci-fi writers are sodomites who deny the truth.
ReplyDeleteWarhammer 40k minis are actually 1:1 scale.
ReplyDeleteSo this is Ripley, right?
ReplyDeleteLike Ripley's Believe it or Not? Naw, just from some good-natured loon's website whose address I have since lost.
ReplyDeleteAdam was also a lot more ripped then Noah, and I am kinda out of shape - ergo this is biblical truth. This can only mean that evidence of average height increase in the developed world over the past century or three is a clear sign that rationalism and even atheism are god's will!
ReplyDeleteAlso like the "modern day man and woman" are hippies.
You realize this means we're all the halflings. And in modern society, object and distraction obsessed, hellbent on acquiring things we don't need and don't even remember we have half the time, we're not just halflings.
ReplyDeleteWe're Kender.