This is why most science fiction is garbage. According to Biblical truth, in the future, humans should be the size of crickets. Why are humans never depicted as tiny creatures huddled under toadstools? Because sci-fi writers are sodomites who deny the truth.
Adam was also a lot more ripped then Noah, and I am kinda out of shape - ergo this is biblical truth. This can only mean that evidence of average height increase in the developed world over the past century or three is a clear sign that rationalism and even atheism are god's will!
Also like the "modern day man and woman" are hippies.
You realize this means we're all the halflings. And in modern society, object and distraction obsessed, hellbent on acquiring things we don't need and don't even remember we have half the time, we're not just halflings.
Random idea for high-lethality D&D campaigns: Character death unlocks new classes and races. Maybe useful in “special snowflake” campaigns where no one reads your carefully crafted setting material. Instead you roll it out piecemeal as PCs bite the dust. “I really want to play a saurian warlock…sure, I’ll take a drink of that mystery potion.” Someone probably thought of this before.
Hey, I'm using Jeff and Brendan's 20 questions to help me get a feel for my upcoming Perdition campaign. Never done it before. Highly recommended. http://jrients.blogspot.com/2011/04/twenty-quick-questions-for-your.html http://www.necropraxis.com/2012/02/24/20-quick-questions-rules/
Well, I'm convinced.
ReplyDeleteThis is why most science fiction is garbage. According to Biblical truth, in the future, humans should be the size of crickets. Why are humans never depicted as tiny creatures huddled under toadstools? Because sci-fi writers are sodomites who deny the truth.
ReplyDeleteWarhammer 40k minis are actually 1:1 scale.
ReplyDeleteSo this is Ripley, right?
ReplyDeleteLike Ripley's Believe it or Not? Naw, just from some good-natured loon's website whose address I have since lost.
ReplyDeleteAdam was also a lot more ripped then Noah, and I am kinda out of shape - ergo this is biblical truth. This can only mean that evidence of average height increase in the developed world over the past century or three is a clear sign that rationalism and even atheism are god's will!
ReplyDeleteAlso like the "modern day man and woman" are hippies.
You realize this means we're all the halflings. And in modern society, object and distraction obsessed, hellbent on acquiring things we don't need and don't even remember we have half the time, we're not just halflings.
ReplyDeleteWe're Kender.