This is why most science fiction is garbage. According to Biblical truth, in the future, humans should be the size of crickets. Why are humans never depicted as tiny creatures huddled under toadstools? Because sci-fi writers are sodomites who deny the truth.
Adam was also a lot more ripped then Noah, and I am kinda out of shape - ergo this is biblical truth. This can only mean that evidence of average height increase in the developed world over the past century or three is a clear sign that rationalism and even atheism are god's will!
Also like the "modern day man and woman" are hippies.
You realize this means we're all the halflings. And in modern society, object and distraction obsessed, hellbent on acquiring things we don't need and don't even remember we have half the time, we're not just halflings.
Originally shared by Jonathan Tweet Tonight, my "Lethal Damage" 13th Age campaign draws to a close. Meanwhile, the guys are work have talked me into running a couple D&D sessions for them. That was the day 13th Age was announced, and they're happy to play 13th Age instead. That will be my "Great Center" campaign, based in the imperial capital of Axis, the center of the world. It's my opportunity to explore the setting from yet another perspective.
Life is short and unfair. I don’t even know what to say. Hours after the last picture I posted of Alice and the kids we came home from the movie to find her nearly dead in her kennel. She stayed at the vet for 36 hours, and after making some improvement on the first day, started to fade last night. I was with her when they put her to sleep this morning. We buried her collar and her stuffed elephant under our deck where she liked to crawl just out of reach. Alice had four owners in her short life. She survived being hit by a car and moving from Alabama to Minnesota. Then being moved around in foster care before she got to us. I hope she knew she was with for the long haul. She was a good pup. This is the last picture I took of her. We were visiting her yesterday at the vet, anticipating bringing her home today.
Pre-gen from Frank Mentzer's module, The Needle , 1987. I knew this was insulting and gross when I was 14. At the time I didn't know who Frank was, since I only played AD&D. I found this module again when I was going through a box of old stuff and was surprised he wrote it, because I thought it was a pretty shitty adventure.
Well, I'm convinced.
ReplyDeleteThis is why most science fiction is garbage. According to Biblical truth, in the future, humans should be the size of crickets. Why are humans never depicted as tiny creatures huddled under toadstools? Because sci-fi writers are sodomites who deny the truth.
ReplyDeleteWarhammer 40k minis are actually 1:1 scale.
ReplyDeleteSo this is Ripley, right?
ReplyDeleteLike Ripley's Believe it or Not? Naw, just from some good-natured loon's website whose address I have since lost.
ReplyDeleteAdam was also a lot more ripped then Noah, and I am kinda out of shape - ergo this is biblical truth. This can only mean that evidence of average height increase in the developed world over the past century or three is a clear sign that rationalism and even atheism are god's will!
ReplyDeleteAlso like the "modern day man and woman" are hippies.
You realize this means we're all the halflings. And in modern society, object and distraction obsessed, hellbent on acquiring things we don't need and don't even remember we have half the time, we're not just halflings.
ReplyDeleteWe're Kender.