I solemnly swear to only use my powers for good and to witness the signature of legal documents.


I solemnly swear to only use my powers for good and to witness the signature of legal documents.

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  1. Larry LadeApril 21, 2014 at 6:22 AM

    With great power...

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  2. Casey G.April 21, 2014 at 6:23 AM

    Comes the ability to charge up to $1.00!

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  3. Larry LadeApril 21, 2014 at 6:23 AM

    I know, right? Ka-ching!

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  4. James OlchakApril 21, 2014 at 6:36 AM

    I thought it was five, per signature? Does it differ from state to state?

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  5. Casey G.April 21, 2014 at 6:39 AM

    It must. Minnesota is just a buck.

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  6. James OlchakApril 21, 2014 at 6:41 AM

    Well, I do know that in NC, you can't be a notary public if you're an atheist, or hold any elected position, for that matter.

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  7. Casey G.April 21, 2014 at 6:45 AM

    Well duh. Atheists can't be trusted.

    Reading my pamphlet, I can administer both written and oral oaths, but there's nothing about the nature of the oath.

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  8. James OlchakApril 21, 2014 at 6:46 AM

    Can you transfer ownership of souls?

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  9. Casey G.April 21, 2014 at 6:49 AM

    As long as the soul-owner appears in person and does not appear coerced or unwilling. I don't think I'm required to cast know alignment or detect magic beforehand.

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  10. Paolo GrecoApril 21, 2014 at 7:20 AM

    Prestige class: notary public!

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  11. Casey G.April 21, 2014 at 7:21 AM

    Class/Level:
    Credit Manager 5 / Notary Public 1.

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  12. James OlchakApril 21, 2014 at 7:31 AM

    The monster equivalent of the notary is surprisingly badass: http://tinyurl.com/l2k7rz3

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  13. Casey G.April 21, 2014 at 7:32 AM

    Ha ha! Yeah, I like those things.

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  14. matt greenfelderApril 21, 2014 at 9:26 AM

    Character sheets are legal(ish) documents.

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  15. Casey G.April 21, 2014 at 9:29 AM

    I would totally pay a buck to get my natural 18 notarized.

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