From Voyageurs National Park on FB: Called “Catamaran” by locals, Bert Upton is among the strangest of historical characters on area waters. He lived in a hut built over a dug-out at Squirrel Narrows. Found frozen to death in the 1930s by Kettle Falls pioneer Oliver Knox; Upton was perched lifeless in the snow just a half-mile from his home. Shunning civilization, Upton defined the word hermit. First spotted rowing his crude log raft on Namakan, no one knows how he got there. Upton’s accent implied an English heritage but any personal inquiries brought a stony silence. Some suspected him a man fleeing the law; others saw a bizarre outcast; everyone knew he was peculiar. Just five feet tall and wildly unkempt, Catamaran wore hacked-off pants and walked barefoot with a stick. Winter demanded shoes but no socks, a cast-off Mackinaw, and a trailing cap made from the leg of old underwear. He was oddly religious, and suspicious of being poisoned. Surviving on snared rabbits and fish, he ofte...
Critical hit!
ReplyDeleteThat's a "three natural twenties in a row" hit.
ReplyDeleteIt's overkill because he was a 0 level human anyway.
ReplyDeleteI like to think of that shot as the most simple way to explain MDC vs SDC damage.
ReplyDeleteI was sad they didn't show the battle at the interior gate.
ReplyDeleteand here's me, thinking a shot like that should have simply gone through the target rather than lifting him... but still, badass.
ReplyDeleteThe feathers from beyond the wall are just that strong Keith J Davies : )
ReplyDeletewouldn't be able to fly with that kind of drag, though!
ReplyDeleteThey aren't heavy, just strong, and the barbs, and barbules hook into the flesh of the target.
ReplyDeleteBTW, I am making all this up as I go along : )
It's true that those parts of a feather are called bards, and barbules though.