This is my gaming circle minus my ACKS players. I am such an asshole. Since they're in the big city now, the players really wanted to know if there were any magic weapons for sale. ACKS ain't 3e or 4e though. There is exactly one magic weapon for sale. I rolled randomly to see what it was and... ...it's a cursed -2 sword. So I told the players there's a weapons dealer/fence who's looking to get rid of a magic sword he's gotten ahold of...cheap. Only 6,000gp when usually a +1 item would be 10,000gp. So far they are not suspicious. They're going to be so pissed at me. I can barely contain my excitement.
“Oh, yeah, Pittsburgh is totally the new Austin,” said 26-year-old recent transplant and reclaimed wood sculptor Melinda Rodriguez. “The Austin foretold to us by our fathers and their fathers. The circle is complete.”
ReplyDeleteShooing away her pug with her foot, she added, “Speak not to me of Brooklyn. That name is a curse.”
Yea, we out-Portland Portland years ago.
ReplyDeleteKeep Pittsburgh Weird
And be prepared to hear some shit:
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http://gawker.com/americas-ugliest-accent-has-come-down-to-pittsburgh-vs-1646594002
ReplyDeleteMinneapolis beat by Tallahassee, you betcha.
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ReplyDeleteIt's pronounced yah sure.
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