This is my gaming circle minus my ACKS players. I am such an asshole. Since they're in the big city now, the players really wanted to know if there were any magic weapons for sale. ACKS ain't 3e or 4e though. There is exactly one magic weapon for sale. I rolled randomly to see what it was and... ...it's a cursed -2 sword. So I told the players there's a weapons dealer/fence who's looking to get rid of a magic sword he's gotten ahold of...cheap. Only 6,000gp when usually a +1 item would be 10,000gp. So far they are not suspicious. They're going to be so pissed at me. I can barely contain my excitement.
The Tower Gruff.
ReplyDeleteThe Tower of Gruff Goats
ReplyDeleteGOAT WIZARDS!
ReplyDeleteDyson Logos how about a map?
ReplyDeleteDammit, this would have been perfect for the one-page dungeon contest.
ReplyDeleteWonderful. In Cairo many buildings are topped with large coops for racing pigeons. I think in my campaign's home city goat towers will now adorn the rooftops. Goats may or may not fly
ReplyDeleteBoss Monster: https://plus.google.com/u/0/+JamesOlchak/posts/XYM6eL6PYSK
ReplyDeleteI've seen Goat Simulator. I know how this ends.
ReplyDeleteJay Exonauts is partially right. Those goats are wizards, but the ones you are seeing are merely magic mirror reflections of the original, not pictured.
ReplyDeleteAmusingly, in my game world, Goats are monsters. Why do you think the devil has goat horns and cloven feet?
ReplyDeleteBecause goats are his children. That's why. They live in "harmony" with humanity. No one suspecting that their evil presence is corrupting our hearts and making us all a little more likely to do evil.
I've seen this in Goat Simulator.
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