From Voyageurs National Park on FB:
From Voyageurs National Park on FB: Called “Catamaran” by locals, Bert Upton is among the strangest of historical characters on area waters. He lived in a hut built over a dug-out at Squirrel Narrows. Found frozen to death in the 1930s by Kettle Falls pioneer Oliver Knox; Upton was perched lifeless in the snow just a half-mile from his home. Shunning civilization, Upton defined the word hermit. First spotted rowing his crude log raft on Namakan, no one knows how he got there. Upton’s accent implied an English heritage but any personal inquiries brought a stony silence. Some suspected him a man fleeing the law; others saw a bizarre outcast; everyone knew he was peculiar. Just five feet tall and wildly unkempt, Catamaran wore hacked-off pants and walked barefoot with a stick. Winter demanded shoes but no socks, a cast-off Mackinaw, and a trailing cap made from the leg of old underwear. He was oddly religious, and suspicious of being poisoned. Surviving on snared rabbits and fish, he ofte...
The Tower Gruff.
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ReplyDeleteGOAT WIZARDS!
ReplyDeleteDyson Logos how about a map?
ReplyDeleteDammit, this would have been perfect for the one-page dungeon contest.
ReplyDeleteWonderful. In Cairo many buildings are topped with large coops for racing pigeons. I think in my campaign's home city goat towers will now adorn the rooftops. Goats may or may not fly
ReplyDeleteBoss Monster: https://plus.google.com/u/0/+JamesOlchak/posts/XYM6eL6PYSK
ReplyDeleteI've seen Goat Simulator. I know how this ends.
ReplyDeleteJay Exonauts is partially right. Those goats are wizards, but the ones you are seeing are merely magic mirror reflections of the original, not pictured.
ReplyDeleteAmusingly, in my game world, Goats are monsters. Why do you think the devil has goat horns and cloven feet?
ReplyDeleteBecause goats are his children. That's why. They live in "harmony" with humanity. No one suspecting that their evil presence is corrupting our hearts and making us all a little more likely to do evil.
I've seen this in Goat Simulator.
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