My new spatula gives a +2 bonus to grilling rolls and does 1d6 damage.


My new spatula gives a +2 bonus to grilling rolls and does 1d6 damage. I think I might need a proficiency to wield it. Also opens beers.

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  1. Casey G.June 18, 2015 at 4:08 PM

    Fan since I saw them on Beavis and Butthead.

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  2. Sandy J-TJune 18, 2015 at 5:04 PM

    Concert at my university, they were awesome live.

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  3. Whitney DelaglioJune 18, 2015 at 5:19 PM

    I love it when folks give household items stats X3

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  4. kreg mosierJune 18, 2015 at 5:47 PM

    Ahh yes the Rev! Always a great show. Also, that is one boss Spatula. The serration and weird tooth-like pokey parts tell me that whoever wields that means business.

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  5. Casey G.June 18, 2015 at 5:52 PM

    I've lost count of how many times I've seen them.

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  6. Juan OchoaJune 18, 2015 at 6:37 PM

    You can probably break weapons with the toothy part too.

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  7. Bob ChubarovJune 18, 2015 at 8:51 PM

    I have flip-flops which can open beers.....

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  8. James LaMannaJune 19, 2015 at 10:31 AM

    Definite exotic weapon proficiency needed.  My weapon of choice are tongs mainly because of the Reach bonus.

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