Abby: "I can't wait to start rehearsing."


Abby: "I can't wait to start rehearsing."
Cooper: "What's rehearsing?"
Me: "It's when you put a coffin back in the hearse. You re-hearse it."
Abby: death glare

Comments

  1. Andrew ShieldsJuly 21, 2015 at 7:06 PM

    Reminds me of great poetry.

    It wasn't the cough
    that carried her off.
    It was the coffin
    they carried her off in.

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  2. Andrew ShieldsJuly 21, 2015 at 7:06 PM

    Ruth and Jonny
    side by side
    went for an auto ride.

    They hit a bump
    Ruth hit a tree
    and Jonny kept driving

    Ruthlessly.

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  3. MattJuly 21, 2015 at 7:06 PM

    Hahahaja!

    ReplyDelete
  4. Eric Duncan (Dragonsong)July 21, 2015 at 7:15 PM

    Dad joke level Harold and Maude.

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  5. matt greenfelderJuly 21, 2015 at 8:21 PM

    I thought it was when you re-purposed a hearse for some other activity. Like Ecto-1.

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  6. Paolo GrecoJuly 21, 2015 at 10:35 PM

    She seems to have lost all the ability to can

    ReplyDelete
  7. Mark WhitleyJuly 22, 2015 at 6:15 AM

    "Are you feeling cold? Why don't you stand in the corner. It's 90 degrees there." #dadjokes

    ReplyDelete

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