Abby: "I can't wait to start rehearsing."
Abby: "I can't wait to start rehearsing."
Cooper: "What's rehearsing?"
Me: "It's when you put a coffin back in the hearse. You re-hearse it."
Abby: death glare
Rating the Marvel villains so far on a scale from Excelsior (good), to No-Prize (could be explained that they’re...
Rating the Marvel villains so far on a scale from Excelsior (good), to No-Prize (could be explained that they’re either good or bad), to Bullpen Floor (bad): Iron Monger: Excelsior Abomination: No-Prize Loki: Excelsior Red Skull: Excelsior Whiplash: Bullpen Floor Justin Hammer: Excelsior Loki again: Excelsior Mandarin: Excelsior Dark Elf what’s-his-name: Bullpen floor Hydra Conspiracy: Excelsior Ronan: Bullpen Floor Nebula: Excelsior Ultron: No-Prize Did I miss anyone?
Reminds me of great poetry.
ReplyDeleteIt wasn't the cough
that carried her off.
It was the coffin
they carried her off in.
Ruth and Jonny
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went for an auto ride.
They hit a bump
Ruth hit a tree
and Jonny kept driving
Ruthlessly.
Hahahaja!
ReplyDeleteDad joke level Harold and Maude.
ReplyDeleteI thought it was when you re-purposed a hearse for some other activity. Like Ecto-1.
ReplyDeleteShe seems to have lost all the ability to can
ReplyDelete"Are you feeling cold? Why don't you stand in the corner. It's 90 degrees there." #dadjokes
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