Abby: "I can't wait to start rehearsing." Cooper: "What's rehearsing?" Me: "It's when you put a coffin back in the hearse. You re-hearse it." Abby: death glare
Originally shared by Jonathan Tweet Tonight, my "Lethal Damage" 13th Age campaign draws to a close. Meanwhile, the guys are work have talked me into running a couple D&D sessions for them. That was the day 13th Age was announced, and they're happy to play 13th Age instead. That will be my "Great Center" campaign, based in the imperial capital of Axis, the center of the world. It's my opportunity to explore the setting from yet another perspective.
Correction in comments, I'm still mad Ok, I found out the 5e allosaurus from Tomb of Annihilation was only CR2 and was outraged, so I made a comparison of a D&D character and allosaurus specimen MOR 693. Then I compared the allosaurus to a polar bear, also CR2. The bear has 5HD and the allosaurus has 6HD. So, I take it back. CR 2 is fine.
Reminds me of great poetry.
ReplyDeleteIt wasn't the cough
that carried her off.
It was the coffin
they carried her off in.
Ruth and Jonny
ReplyDeleteside by side
went for an auto ride.
They hit a bump
Ruth hit a tree
and Jonny kept driving
Ruthlessly.
Hahahaja!
ReplyDeleteDad joke level Harold and Maude.
ReplyDeleteI thought it was when you re-purposed a hearse for some other activity. Like Ecto-1.
ReplyDeleteShe seems to have lost all the ability to can
ReplyDelete"Are you feeling cold? Why don't you stand in the corner. It's 90 degrees there." #dadjokes
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