"...suddenly a carrier pigeon dive-bombs the Solos! Kylo tries to help Han by furiously batting at it with his saber, but all it does is agitate the bird even further. It snatches a french fry from the elder Solo -- a real tragedy since it was his last one which..."
Nah, clearly just showing Han the lightsaber was enough.
ReplyDeleteHan stumbled backwards to avoid the blade. It was a tragic accident.
ReplyDeleteBut that's how Disney Deaths work, and Star-Wars is now Disney, right?
See also: Every Disney cartoon ever, where the bad guy needs to die while leaving the protagonist free from blame.
"stabs his father, Han's hand gently touching Ben's face as his life slips away"
ReplyDelete"...,stabs the audience through the heart, and..."
ReplyDelete"...suddenly a carrier pigeon dive-bombs the Solos! Kylo tries to help Han by furiously batting at it with his saber, but all it does is agitate the bird even further. It snatches a french fry from the elder Solo -- a real tragedy since it was his last one which..."
ReplyDeleteIs this Canon? So they're saying there's a chance...
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