Something seems to be missing between the words "lightsaber" and "sends."
Something seems to be missing between the words "lightsaber" and "sends."
Your Beat 'em Ups! Give them to me!
Your Beat 'em Ups! Give them to me! My daughter and I have played the hell out of X-Men on my PS3. I'm bored! She's not, she could blow up sentinels with Storm all day long. Are there other button-mashers out there that: -Have a playable female character (so Ninja Turtles are out) -Available on PS3 -Multiplayer I'm aware Dungeons & Dragons: Shadows of Mystara comes out in June. Can't wait. But until then, I need something new since I can't listen to "Nothing stops the Blob!" again.
Nah, clearly just showing Han the lightsaber was enough.
ReplyDeleteHan stumbled backwards to avoid the blade. It was a tragic accident.
ReplyDeleteBut that's how Disney Deaths work, and Star-Wars is now Disney, right?
See also: Every Disney cartoon ever, where the bad guy needs to die while leaving the protagonist free from blame.
"stabs his father, Han's hand gently touching Ben's face as his life slips away"
ReplyDelete"...,stabs the audience through the heart, and..."
ReplyDelete"...suddenly a carrier pigeon dive-bombs the Solos! Kylo tries to help Han by furiously batting at it with his saber, but all it does is agitate the bird even further. It snatches a french fry from the elder Solo -- a real tragedy since it was his last one which..."
ReplyDeleteIs this Canon? So they're saying there's a chance...
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