"...suddenly a carrier pigeon dive-bombs the Solos! Kylo tries to help Han by furiously batting at it with his saber, but all it does is agitate the bird even further. It snatches a french fry from the elder Solo -- a real tragedy since it was his last one which..."
Originally shared by Jonathan Tweet Tonight, my "Lethal Damage" 13th Age campaign draws to a close. Meanwhile, the guys are work have talked me into running a couple D&D sessions for them. That was the day 13th Age was announced, and they're happy to play 13th Age instead. That will be my "Great Center" campaign, based in the imperial capital of Axis, the center of the world. It's my opportunity to explore the setting from yet another perspective.
Where did it all go wrong, Casey? I can’t pinpoint it, but it was already too late when they remade 3:10 to Yuma and took a movie that was mostly two men talking about morality in a hotel room and put in a Gatling gun.
Nah, clearly just showing Han the lightsaber was enough.
ReplyDeleteHan stumbled backwards to avoid the blade. It was a tragic accident.
ReplyDeleteBut that's how Disney Deaths work, and Star-Wars is now Disney, right?
See also: Every Disney cartoon ever, where the bad guy needs to die while leaving the protagonist free from blame.
"stabs his father, Han's hand gently touching Ben's face as his life slips away"
ReplyDelete"...,stabs the audience through the heart, and..."
ReplyDelete"...suddenly a carrier pigeon dive-bombs the Solos! Kylo tries to help Han by furiously batting at it with his saber, but all it does is agitate the bird even further. It snatches a french fry from the elder Solo -- a real tragedy since it was his last one which..."
ReplyDeleteIs this Canon? So they're saying there's a chance...
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