Something seems to be missing between the words "lightsaber" and "sends."
Something seems to be missing between the words "lightsaber" and "sends."
Hit Me with your Horror
Originally shared by Andrew “Incomitatum” Chason Hit Me with your Horror I am looking for some horror flicks. The newer the better. Good is good too. I liked House of 1000 Corpses and Devil's Rejects . I liked both the new Texas Chainsaw movies. Hills Have Eyes 1 was good (never saw the second . Jeepers Creepers 1 & 2 come to mind as well. A little camp, and/or "back woods" can't hurt. Any of you have any recommendations? Lets try and not go too far back than mid 90's. Aside: How was the new "Freddy" movie? Suggested So Far • Bones (2001) • Drag Me to Hell (2009) • The Grudge (2004) • Don't Be Afraid of the Dark (2010) • Dog Soldiers (2002) • The Decent (2005) • Creature (2011) • The Last Winter (2006)
Nah, clearly just showing Han the lightsaber was enough.
ReplyDeleteHan stumbled backwards to avoid the blade. It was a tragic accident.
ReplyDeleteBut that's how Disney Deaths work, and Star-Wars is now Disney, right?
See also: Every Disney cartoon ever, where the bad guy needs to die while leaving the protagonist free from blame.
"stabs his father, Han's hand gently touching Ben's face as his life slips away"
ReplyDelete"...,stabs the audience through the heart, and..."
ReplyDelete"...suddenly a carrier pigeon dive-bombs the Solos! Kylo tries to help Han by furiously batting at it with his saber, but all it does is agitate the bird even further. It snatches a french fry from the elder Solo -- a real tragedy since it was his last one which..."
ReplyDeleteIs this Canon? So they're saying there's a chance...
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