Something seems to be missing between the words "lightsaber" and "sends."


Something seems to be missing between the words "lightsaber" and "sends."

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  1. Michael “Draco” RApril 12, 2016 at 7:44 PM

    Nah, clearly just showing Han the lightsaber was enough.

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  2. Tony DemetriouApril 12, 2016 at 7:51 PM

    Han stumbled backwards to avoid the blade. It was a tragic accident.
    But that's how Disney Deaths work, and Star-Wars is now Disney, right?

    See also: Every Disney cartoon ever, where the bad guy needs to die while leaving the protagonist free from blame.

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  3. Casey G.April 12, 2016 at 7:58 PM

    "stabs his father, Han's hand gently touching Ben's face as his life slips away"

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  4. Teo MorganApril 12, 2016 at 8:20 PM

    "...,stabs the audience through the heart, and..."

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  5. Jay ExonautsApril 12, 2016 at 10:13 PM

    "...suddenly a carrier pigeon dive-bombs the Solos! Kylo tries to help Han by furiously batting at it with his saber, but all it does is agitate the bird even further. It snatches a french fry from the elder Solo -- a real tragedy since it was his last one which..."

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  6. Paul SchaeferApril 13, 2016 at 12:31 PM

    Is this Canon? So they're saying there's a chance...

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