"...suddenly a carrier pigeon dive-bombs the Solos! Kylo tries to help Han by furiously batting at it with his saber, but all it does is agitate the bird even further. It snatches a french fry from the elder Solo -- a real tragedy since it was his last one which..."
I'll snag this later. The first one was a lot of fun. Originally shared by Android Central Publisher Paradox Interactive has released Knights of Pen & Paper 2 for Android. Fans of table-top RPGs can once again get the full experience on a mobile device. We got a chance to play an early version of this game in March at GDC 2015, and now Knights of Pen & Paper 2 is available for… #android http://www.androidcentral.com/knights-pen-paper-2-brings-role-playing-and-satire-together-android
Okay, Hotline Miami , killing a dude by dumping a pot full of boiling water on his face? Awesome. I still suck at this game though. I'm not twitchy enough.
Nah, clearly just showing Han the lightsaber was enough.
ReplyDeleteHan stumbled backwards to avoid the blade. It was a tragic accident.
ReplyDeleteBut that's how Disney Deaths work, and Star-Wars is now Disney, right?
See also: Every Disney cartoon ever, where the bad guy needs to die while leaving the protagonist free from blame.
"stabs his father, Han's hand gently touching Ben's face as his life slips away"
ReplyDelete"...,stabs the audience through the heart, and..."
ReplyDelete"...suddenly a carrier pigeon dive-bombs the Solos! Kylo tries to help Han by furiously batting at it with his saber, but all it does is agitate the bird even further. It snatches a french fry from the elder Solo -- a real tragedy since it was his last one which..."
ReplyDeleteIs this Canon? So they're saying there's a chance...
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