It's one of those weeks where the kids can't seem to stop injuring
themselves.
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It's one of those weeks where the kids can't seem to stop injuring themselves. Just waiting for the CPS visit. I hope their foster family doesn't try to baptize them.
... I know that feeling... Both our kids had playground accidents at school that left big bruising on their upper arm and forearm ... Looked suspicious af even though I knew what the cause was lol.. I was just waiting for the parent police to show up and cart me off to Guantanamo that week
One was sick earlier this week and then fainted in class because she didn't eat lunch. The other just falls all the time. Covered in bruises up and down his legs. Oh, and a goose egg on the back of his head...
I recall one time my wife was getting paranoid about going to the hospital as our children had overlapping appointments to dress their wounds... It all turned out fine. But I'm sure we're on a list somewhere.
Where did it all go wrong, Casey? I can’t pinpoint it, but it was already too late when they remade 3:10 to Yuma and took a movie that was mostly two men talking about morality in a hotel room and put in a Gatling gun.
This is my gaming circle minus my ACKS players. I am such an asshole. Since they're in the big city now, the players really wanted to know if there were any magic weapons for sale. ACKS ain't 3e or 4e though. There is exactly one magic weapon for sale. I rolled randomly to see what it was and... ...it's a cursed -2 sword. So I told the players there's a weapons dealer/fence who's looking to get rid of a magic sword he's gotten ahold of...cheap. Only 6,000gp when usually a +1 item would be 10,000gp. So far they are not suspicious. They're going to be so pissed at me. I can barely contain my excitement.
... I know that feeling... Both our kids had playground accidents at school that left big bruising on their upper arm and forearm ... Looked suspicious af even though I knew what the cause was lol.. I was just waiting for the parent police to show up and cart me off to Guantanamo that week
ReplyDeleteOne was sick earlier this week and then fainted in class because she didn't eat lunch. The other just falls all the time. Covered in bruises up and down his legs. Oh, and a goose egg on the back of his head...
ReplyDeleteThat sucks man..
ReplyDeleteI recall one time my wife was getting paranoid about going to the hospital as our children had overlapping appointments to dress their wounds... It all turned out fine. But I'm sure we're on a list somewhere.
ReplyDeleteMy daughter fell out of bed and cut her eyebrow open when she was little. I distinctly remember the ER doctor subtly checking her arms and legs.
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