Ah. See, all day long I lie in bed with prism glasses watching Nicholas Cage movies and dreaming up amazing new ways to poop LED rats from my handerpants in order to keep me distracted from my overwhelming fear of being abducted by UFOs. I guess I'm the only one. Sigh.
Originally shared by Jonathan Tweet Tonight, my "Lethal Damage" 13th Age campaign draws to a close. Meanwhile, the guys are work have talked me into running a couple D&D sessions for them. That was the day 13th Age was announced, and they're happy to play 13th Age instead. That will be my "Great Center" campaign, based in the imperial capital of Axis, the center of the world. It's my opportunity to explore the setting from yet another perspective.
Where did it all go wrong, Casey? I can’t pinpoint it, but it was already too late when they remade 3:10 to Yuma and took a movie that was mostly two men talking about morality in a hotel room and put in a Gatling gun.
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ReplyDeleteThe alien craft was in my back garden before I could put the kettle on. One star.
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ReplyDeleteAh. See, all day long I lie in bed with prism glasses watching Nicholas Cage movies and dreaming up amazing new ways to poop LED rats from my handerpants in order to keep me distracted from my overwhelming fear of being abducted by UFOs. I guess I'm the only one. Sigh.
ReplyDeleteas a kid this would have been all the proof i needed - its in a book, you can buy a detector that proves it
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