Ah. See, all day long I lie in bed with prism glasses watching Nicholas Cage movies and dreaming up amazing new ways to poop LED rats from my handerpants in order to keep me distracted from my overwhelming fear of being abducted by UFOs. I guess I'm the only one. Sigh.
Where did it all go wrong, Casey? I can’t pinpoint it, but it was already too late when they remade 3:10 to Yuma and took a movie that was mostly two men talking about morality in a hotel room and put in a Gatling gun.
This is my gaming circle minus my ACKS players. I am such an asshole. Since they're in the big city now, the players really wanted to know if there were any magic weapons for sale. ACKS ain't 3e or 4e though. There is exactly one magic weapon for sale. I rolled randomly to see what it was and... ...it's a cursed -2 sword. So I told the players there's a weapons dealer/fence who's looking to get rid of a magic sword he's gotten ahold of...cheap. Only 6,000gp when usually a +1 item would be 10,000gp. So far they are not suspicious. They're going to be so pissed at me. I can barely contain my excitement.
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ReplyDeleteAh. See, all day long I lie in bed with prism glasses watching Nicholas Cage movies and dreaming up amazing new ways to poop LED rats from my handerpants in order to keep me distracted from my overwhelming fear of being abducted by UFOs. I guess I'm the only one. Sigh.
ReplyDeleteas a kid this would have been all the proof i needed - its in a book, you can buy a detector that proves it
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