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ReplyDeleteAh. See, all day long I lie in bed with prism glasses watching Nicholas Cage movies and dreaming up amazing new ways to poop LED rats from my handerpants in order to keep me distracted from my overwhelming fear of being abducted by UFOs. I guess I'm the only one. Sigh.
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