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Coop got a crappy little Trouble game from a Happy Meal. I put 3d6 in the pop o' matic bubble.

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Coop got a crappy little Trouble game from a Happy Meal. I put 3d6 in the pop o' matic bubble.

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It might seem obvious, but while I’m writing stuff for Snubfighter I’m always saying to myself “does this work for...

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It might seem obvious, but while I’m writing stuff for Snubfighter I’m always saying to myself “does this work for Star Wars?” If it doesn’t then the rule needs to change or be dropped. I’ve been designing the points system*, and it’s mostly been working…until I get to the TIE/sf from the new movies. I put a cap of 12 points on Snubfighters (gunships and corvettes get more) which is what A-Wings and B-Wings come out to, but the stupid TIE/sf comes out at 15 points! 13 if I just arm it with the turret and missiles instead of forward blasters, turret laser, AND missiles. JJ should have nerfed these OP Mary Sues of spaceships. *which are bullshit. You might remember my rant about falling/drowning/starving in Stay Frosty. I’m planning another.

Been making a lot of tokens for Snubfighter.

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Been making a lot of tokens for Snubfighter.

Work progresses on the Coopernomicon.

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Work progresses on the Coopernomicon . But he's really into drawing Pokemon lately and refuses to dual stat them for me. Anyway, this is the Alicesaurus, a unique dinosaur-dog with a cyber-arm, named after our poor little tripod Alice who we only had a month. The story is that we were going to dress Alice up as a dinosaur for Halloween, hence "Alicesaurus," but we never got the chance.

Took the kids to see Jurassic Park: Fallen Kingdom at the cheap theater last night.

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Took the kids to see Jurassic Park: Fallen Kingdom at the cheap theater last night. To my utter shock I liked it at least as much as an average Marvel movie. The Indoraptor was a much more interesting design than the Indominus. I kinda loved Blue as a velociraptor action hero. Comic-relief stygimoloch head-butting everything and everyone in sight was great. And the “monster in a spooky mansion” plot and setting was a nice change of pace.

Coop is playing in his second Pokemon tournament! My little baby is all growed up!

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Coop is playing in his second Pokemon tournament! My little baby is all growed up!

Playtesting Snubfighter in Tabletop Simulator and listening to stuff on Bandcamp.

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Playtesting Snubfighter in Tabletop Simulator and listening to stuff on Bandcamp. https://crystalwarlock.bandcamp.com/album/gamma-trip https://majorkong.bandcamp.com/album/brace-for-impact https://apollo80.bandcamp.com/releases
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Moonlight Availability Chart

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Moonlight Availability Chart Last session I ran, the PCs ended up running around in the dark without torches. But I'd determined that there was a 1/2 moon, so in Roll20 I gave them all about a 20ft radius of visibility. But I was wondering about how far people can really see in the dark by moonlight. Well, the Googs found me the pdf of an army research memo about that very subject from 1964. But besides how far you can see in moonlight, you have to determine if the moon is actually out at night. Luckily, to make your own Moonlight Availability Chart, you only need to know the following for your Local Time: 1. End of Evening Nautical Twilight (EENT) 2. Moonrise (MR) 3. Meridian Passage (Mer. Pass.) 4. Moonset (MS) 5. Beginning of Morning Nautical Twilight (BMNT) oh, and also true azimuths of Moon rise and Moon set. http://www.dtic.mil/dtic/tr/fulltext/u2/438001.pdf

Shit & Shieldwalls 2: The Tor

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A friend of mine introduced me to this podcast.

A friend of mine introduced me to this podcast. These people go do all the crazy things I'd love to do like go to UFO conventions, infiltrate Scientology etc and then tell you about it from their funny/skeptical point of view. http://ohnopodcast.com

Star Wars Kill Team

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Star Wars Kill Team Played a 50 point solo Kill Team game with Legos. I cobbled some terrain together from these sets that were unceremoniously thrown in tubs when we moved. Rebels were Tau, all pathfinders but one breacher. Imperials were...Imperials. The Stormtroopers were only able to kill one rebel, but had flesh wounds on three others. At the end of round five, the Rebels held both objectives and there was only one shaken stormtrooper left.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Leather

http://www.poorlydrawnlines.com/comic/leather/

If Stay Frosty is Aliens, Starship Troopers, and Predator, Mothership is Alien, Dark Star, and Event Horizon.

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If Stay Frosty is Aliens, Starship Troopers, and Predator, Mothership is Alien, Dark Star, and Event Horizon. It's not OSR, but it's really fucking OSR anyway. Killer app: random patch for your uniform. I assume they're doing pay what you want because they are charging for Dead Planet, the first scenario for Mothership, and future scenarios. https://www.drivethrurpg.com/m/product/245017

Goblin Boss by Coop.

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Goblin Boss by Coop.

Twin Cities peeps!

Twin Cities peeps! September 8th! Jay Exonauts and crew are running a mini-con at Source Comics and Games! I can't GM this year, but Patrick Schifano is running Stay Frosty. Patrick typically runs lots of storygames so every so often he needs to let off steam by slaughtering PCs wholesale.

Reading the Hobbit for the.

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Reading the Hobbit for the...fourth? time with Coop. Noticing all kinds of weirdness. Like besides the goblins inventing guns and bombs and burglars advertising their services with particular runes on their doors. So the wood elves don't go across the sea into the west like the other elves. Forget about anything in LotR or whatever else. In the Hobbit it says they don't, but the other elves, High, Light, Deep, and Sea elves do. Elrond is a High Elf. Fuckin' three other kinds of elves? DEEP elves? Also, Rankin Bass elves are the best elves. Mirkwood wood elves do not sow. They take.

I can't help myself. Lego Star Wars Kill Teams.

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I can't help myself. Lego Star Wars Kill Teams. The Rebels are Tau (mostly pathfinders), the Empire is Imperial Guard (Tempestus Scions).

Playing the ToEE boardgame while camping last weekend.

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Playing the ToEE boardgame while camping last weekend. Thanks for the pic, Mike McCarthy .

I love this site. Ultra detailed breakdown of a tiny scene that turns out to have a fascinating story.

I love this site. Ultra detailed breakdown of a tiny scene that turns out to have a fascinating story. https://wearethemutants.com/2017/02/14/the-glider-navigation-sequence-in-escape-from-new-york-1981/

I made a Melee board in HexKit.

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I made a Melee board in HexKit.

Since I'm just hanging out of the deck grilling supper, I made my character for Coop's Minecraft D&D campaign with...

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Since I'm just hanging out of the deck grilling supper, I made my character for Coop's Minecraft D&D campaign with Black Hack 2e rules.

We finished Abby's Minecraft D&D campaign today.

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We finished Abby's Minecraft D&D campaign today. Murr the Conjurer and Fighter Girl the warrior killed all the Ender Dragon's monsters and it fled to other lands. Now Coop is going to pick up DMing and says the story will continue many years later...

Trip to the little game store by our house.

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Trip to the little game store by our house. Decided I'm going to make a small Chaos Kill Team called the 'Mericans and paint them red, white, and blue. They run around bringing liberty and freedom to planets with weak autogun control laws. Coop bought some Pokemon cards and freaked out when he got a Raichu GX.

Defeated Gravestorm on our first try. He will terrorize Barovia no more.

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Defeated Gravestorm on our first try. He will terrorize Barovia no more.

Mmm...crabcakes...

Mmm...crabcakes... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOTrHrGSeNM

Compelling.

Compelling. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVz53dQ1Eyg

So bored at work I had Excel roll 3d6 36 times and graphed the results to see what kind of curve I'd get.

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So bored at work I had Excel roll 3d6 36 times and graphed the results to see what kind of curve I'd get.

Mark Witton

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Mark Witton An adorable Sordes meets a snail.

Never sleep.

Never sleep. A retrospective of Communion. https://wearethemutants.com/2017/08/24/whitley-striebers-communion-a-true-story-1987/

Me IRL

Me IRL http://www.poorlydrawnlines.com/comic/cant-stop/

Aliens beware of cord.

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Aliens beware of cord. Originally shared by giacomo bencistà Favorite warning label. 😰 Via: http://contac.tumblr.com/post/176715046219/my-new-favorite-warning-label

The Drain Flies are listening.

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The Drain Flies are listening.

Shit & Shieldwalls 1: Twyllo Cyllyll Hir

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#beloch

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#beloch

Am I the only one that saw this picture of Manafort's bookkeeper and thought of this?

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Am I the only one that saw this picture of Manafort's bookkeeper and thought of this? https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/manafort ’s-bookkeeper-testifies-against-him-alleging-efforts-to-inflate-income/ar-BBLqac0?ocid=spartanntp

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🤔 http://tetzoo.com/podcast/2018/8/1/bigfoots-genitals-what-do-we-know

Kill Team experiment with Roll20.

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Kill Team experiment with Roll20. I made macros for the rolls listed top left. Pretty basic. You'd need your data cards too. I left the grid on using 3.5 style diagonal movement. You can shut the grid off, but it's a little wonky that way IMO. Only a few stats to enter for each model, but still some up-front data entry.

Not at Gen Con but we are at Teen Titans Go.

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Not at Gen Con but we are at Teen Titans Go.

Good ol' Tipu Sultan.

Good ol' Tipu Sultan. https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/tipu-sultan-mysore-rockets