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OK, I thought Saga might bug me, but it's pretty fucking rad.

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OK, I thought Saga might bug me, but it's pretty fucking rad. The first two trades were 50% off for Black Friday on Comixology.

I don't smile in pictures.

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I don't smile in pictures.

Church monster truck chase.

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Church monster truck chase.

Badass flower girl.

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Badass flower girl.

#epic #laziness

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Originally shared by Simon W #epic   #laziness

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My wife comes back to the car after checking us in to the hotel while I waited with the kids.

My wife comes back to the car after checking us in to the hotel while I waited with the kids. "So that's what kind of place this is." "What do you mean?" "The kind of place where the grandparents are our age and everyone is wearing a sweatshirt with a bar logo." #northdakotakeepingitreal

"What are you reading?"

"What are you reading?" "A D&D adventure called A Thousand Dead Babies ." "... " "It's really good."  http://rpg.drivethrustuff.com/product/110659/A-Thousand-Dead-Babies?term=A+thousand

And now is the time for canasta and hot wheels.

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And now is the time for canasta and hot wheels.

How I feel.

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How I feel.

Awww yiss... Kit Kat.

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Awww yiss... Kit Kat. White icons are so sexy with this background.

Time to head home for Thanksgiving.

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Time to head home for Thanksgiving.

"Do you want to see a whale explode?"

"Do you want to see a whale explode?" "What do you mean?" "I mean a scientist is examining a dead whale and it explodes." "Sure" watches gif "Pretty gross, huh? Those are giant guts and whale blood flying everywhere." "It's not that gross to me." "Really?" "I've seen some stuff, Papa." http://io9.com/i-cant-stop-watching-this-whale-explode-1472134349

Hey, some monsters I wrote are in here. You can give directly to Doctors Without Borders AND get lots of stuff.

Hey, some monsters I wrote are in here. You can give directly to Doctors Without Borders AND get lots of stuff. http://rpg.drivethrustuff.com/product/121783/After-the-Storm-III-%5BBUNDLE%5D

These night shots are always cool.

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These night shots are always cool. But there's something on this one that immediately stood out to me: Matthew Nelson, notice Williston and the oil patch are pretty much the widest lighted area between Dallas and Los Angeles. Crazy. Originally shared by NASA Traveling for #Thanksgiving? It’s a time when the nation’s transportation network is clogged with travelers. According to the American Automobile Association, an estimated 43.4 million Americans will travel 50 miles (80 kilometers) or more during Thanksgiving week, with the average round trip being 600 miles (1,000 kilometers). More than 90 percent of them will use cars or trucks, while the rest will ride planes or trains. The imprint of the transportation web becomes easier to see at night. The Visible Infrared Imaging Radiometer Suite (VIIRS) on the Suomi NPP (National Polar-orbiting Partnership) satellite acquired two nighttime images early on Oct. 1, 2013, for this natural-light, mosaic view of the continental United States

After last week's GI Joe comic panel posting marathon, I decided to buy the first trade of Special Missions.

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After last week's GI Joe comic panel posting marathon, I decided to buy the first trade of Special Missions. Why Special Missions? It was bi-monthly and I only bought a few issues that I can remember. They're also stand alone stories that make it easy to review since story continuity doesn't matter. Issue 0 was the back half of the double-sized Issue 50 of Real American Hero. Trotskyist terrorists from San Francisco hijack a Russian airliner in order to crash it into Soviet chemical weapons factory. The resulting gas cloud will kill millions. Stalker and Hawk storm their offices while Beach Head, Flint, and Lady Jaye secretly board the plane while it refuels. In this story we see Larry Hama's love of weird political organizations, long revolutionary insults, and gadgets. Bad Guys: Leon Trotsky Brigade of the Fourth International. Running Dog insult: Yes. Cool toy(s): Taser, dead-man switch. Bad-Ass Civilian: US chess champ on his way to Moscow for tournament who stands

Changed my work passwords with our company's password tool.

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Changed my work passwords with our company's password tool. It sent me an email with my login and new password in plaintext.

Finally!

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Finally!

Fucking yellow. Four fucking games in a row.

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Fucking yellow. Four fucking games in a row.

Shit talking minotaurs gonna die.

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Shit talking minotaurs gonna die.

Yellow victory.

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Yellow victory.

13th Age time.

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13th Age time.

Works every time.

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Works every time.

Coors panorama.

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Coors panorama.

Yes.

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Yes.

So far Colorado is pretty great.

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So far Colorado is pretty great.

Pre-flight beers with Mike McCarthy.

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Pre-flight beers with Mike McCarthy. The only acceptable time to drink at Chili's is at an airport. Keith Hoovestolwe are on our way.

Flying to Denver to see a buddy tonight.

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Flying to Denver to see a buddy tonight. But right now I'm trying to catch up on paperwork since I won't be in Monday.

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"...and when this magic bullet went into the president's chest, it had to make a sharp turn in order to exit his body from the neck. Then it would have had to turn right, then left, and somehow have enough energy to hit the governor in the front seat. Clearly the assassination was a conspiracy." "Thank you, Daria. That gave me chills."

Parent Post

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Parent Post My mom just bought the book The Day the Crayons Quit for Coop. A boy opens his desk to get out his crayons and finds a stack of letters from them. Each crayon has written a letter complaining about something hilariously color related. Red is sick of working on holidays. Beige feels unappreciated. Black is tired of just outlining things that are then colored by other crayons. Pink has never been used even once. Yellow and Orange are both convinced they are the proper color of the sun, and have proof. etc, etc. This is our family's favorite book right now.

My wife is at the midnight show for the Hunger Games.

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My wife is at the midnight show for the Hunger Games. She texted me there were people in Capitol cosplay. I hope she gets pictures.

#shelfie

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#shelfie

All district orchestra concert.

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All district orchestra concert.  Mass chaos!

Looking in the mirror today I realized the beard has reached Tanis Half-Elven level.

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Looking in the mirror today I realized the beard has reached Tanis Half-Elven level.

Better hand-drawn character sheet for 13th Age than my last one.

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Better hand-drawn character sheet for 13th Age than my last one.

Food post

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Food post Waffle taco. Eggs and bacon and maple syrup folded in a waffle. Just as excellent as you'd expect, but next time I'll use some kind of preserves as the sweet, not syrup. The bacon and eggs are salty and call for more fruity sweetness.

By sheer coincidence, I'm making waffles right now. I'm doing this.

By sheer coincidence, I'm making waffles right now. I'm doing this. Originally shared by **** Waffle Tacos it seems crazy that I haven't thought of this before.   http://www.tacobell.com/breakfast

I think Firefly is actually a D&D character.

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I think Firefly is actually a D&D character.

And today I learned that Larry Hama has been writing a new Joe series for IDW that continues where the original left...

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And today I learned that Larry Hama has been writing a new Joe series for IDW that continues where the original left off. I thought they just did shitty retcons. And he's still political.

Stalker tells the tale of Snake Eyes origin. Notice the arm wraps on Tommy...

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Stalker tells the tale of Snake Eyes origin. Notice the arm wraps on Tommy... I'll add here that Vietnam War vets are the best military authors. You need to add Larry Hama to the list that includes David Drake and Joe Haldeman.

Lol...Storm Shadow, you loser. You get your ass kicked this whole issue.

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Lol...Storm Shadow, you loser. You get your ass kicked this whole issue.

Oh, snap! Ambassador Winthrop, you just got served by Hawk.

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Oh, snap! Ambassador Winthrop, you just got served by Hawk.

"Thanks, Stalker!"

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"Thanks, Stalker!" "Now we know!" (I'm just going to post GI Joe panels all day)

Ummm...so Cobra won a long time ago?

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Ummm...so Cobra won a long time ago? Bret Gillan

Ok, zombies.

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Ok, zombies. I've defended you all this time. I thought you were a valid expression of social angst at the beginning of the 21st century. But now you've gone too far. http://afterlifewitharchie.com/

Live baby cheetah webcam.

Live baby cheetah webcam. That is all. http://www.metrorichmondzoo.com/cheetahcam.shtml

"Who's got the crack? You got the crack!"

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"Who's got the crack? You got the crack!" Gif makers are fun.

Hey, space nerds, who's the cool astronaut to follow on G+ now that Luca Parmitano is back on earth?

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Hey, space nerds, who's the cool astronaut to follow on G+ now that Luca Parmitano is back on earth?

I've said it before and I'll say it again: You should be reading The Sixth Gun.

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I've said it before and I'll say it again: You should be reading The Sixth Gun .

Yesterday's random encounter roll on the "temperate suburbs" table was 1d8 wild turkeys.

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Yesterday's random encounter roll on the "temperate suburbs" table was 1d8 wild turkeys. There were 5 of them, this is the best picture I got. Watching these huge birds walk and run practically puts you in the cretaceous period. I have no trouble imagining that theropods and ornithomimids moved almost exactly like these guys.

Time for a new home screen.

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Time for a new home screen.

Don't ignore bullies.

Don't ignore bullies. http://www.inforum.com/event/article/id/418635/

Food post

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Food post 20oz prime rib. Holy shit.

Idea that won't leave my head now that I put these two words together:

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Idea that won't leave my head now that I put these two words together: Cowboys of Carcosa Back east there are cities, steam trains, and other modern wonders. Inland to the west are farms and rural communities as far as the eye can see. Then the mountains. Massive, skyscraping, un-passable mountains. But why go over when you can go through ? Dynamite has done the work and now settlers are moving west, bringing the steam engine through the tunnels. The land on the other side is expansive and fertile. Herds of huge reptiles (some very dangerous!) share the plains with giant bison and mammoths. But, scattered here and there are ancient, abandoned cities of black basalt. What lived here in prehistoric times? You're in luck buckaroo. The rails are hiring scouts. And the ranchers want some of those big three-horned lizards for steaks. Rumors say the cities are full of gold. Yep. A man could make a name for himself in the west.