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OSR peeps might enjoy this.

OSR peeps might enjoy this. Labyrinth Lord/D&D AC: 4 Labyrinth Lord Morale: 10 Originally shared by Casey G. Here's an ACKS version of my favorite 4e undead jerk, the Skull Lord. I imagine him cackling like three Skeletors all stuck together.

Coop back at his Thomas train table after being away from home for almost two weeks.

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Coop back at his Thomas train table after being away from home for almost two weeks. Most of what I hear is "James crash! Thomas crash! Oh, no! Clarabel and Annie! Gordon crash! Ooo ooo big crash!" And all I can think about is this: http://youtu.be/7MUzA3RmeIM

It's time for #ACKS !

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It's time for #ACKS !

Lords of light.

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Lords of light...I ask for advice about how much XP I should award for a funky monster I created, get an answer I like, say I'm going to use it AND THEN some dude breaks in saying that's bad-wrong. I explain why it's good-right. He says it's bad-wrong against the rules again. Watch me not reply. Jesus nerds. You make this hard sometimes.

Today's posts are brought to you by wights.

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Today's posts are brought to you by wights . When PCs get cocky, nothing will make them run away faster than good old-fashioned, level-draining wights.

I'm guessing Gus Grissom was an awesome dude to have a beer with.

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I'm guessing Gus Grissom was an awesome dude to have a beer with. Originally shared by Vintage Space Gordon Cooper's at the wheel, Elliot See's riding shotgun, and Neil Armstrong's in the back seat with a rather sassy (but smily) Gus Grissom. This picture popped up on my newsfeed on Facebook this morning and it's too great not to share here! (Credit: Ralph Morse for LIFE. LIFE always got the best astronaut pictures!)

The Crystal Maiden

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The Crystal Maiden The name Actun Tunichil Muknal translates as "Cave of the Crystal Sepulchre," and the locals know it as "Xibalba": after the Mayan underworld. The Crystal Cave was traditionally believed to be an entrance to hell, a deep fissure in the earth filled with rivers of blood and scorpions. This was the domain of the Mayan death gods, the subterranean court of the "Lords of Xibalba." Often referred to as demons, these twelve deities had names like "Stabbing Demon" and "Skull Staff," and inflicted a range of maladies on people including sickness, pain, and fear. http://www.atlasobscura.com/places/atm-actun-tunichil-muknal-cave-belize

This is my gaming circle minus my ACKS players.

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This is my gaming circle minus my ACKS players. I am such an asshole. Since they're in the big city now, the players really wanted to know if there were any magic weapons for sale. ACKS ain't 3e or 4e though. There is exactly one magic weapon for sale. I rolled randomly to see what it was and... ...it's a cursed -2 sword. So I told the players there's a weapons dealer/fence who's looking to get rid of a magic sword he's gotten ahold of...cheap. Only 6,000gp when usually a +1 item would be 10,000gp. So far they are not suspicious. They're going to be so pissed at me. I can barely contain my excitement.

Almost time for Realms of Cthulhu!

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Almost time for Realms of Cthulhu ! When we last left our heroes we were in a car chase with Innsmouthians...Innsmouthites...Innsmouthers...fish-fuckers.

I just lost 1d6 SAN.

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I just lost 1d6 SAN. http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_vault/2013/08/28/hp_lovecraft_the_author_s_notes_for_his_novella_at_the_mountains_of_madness.html

Holy crap.

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Holy crap. Sakatha is, in fact, a great lizard king. Tomb of the Lizard King is deadly but the rewards are freaking amazing. Anyone run this one?

If I made a list of things I never thought I would do, make a running playlist would be on it.

If I made a list of things I never thought I would do, make a running playlist would be on it. But now I'm starting to run so I can not be winded walking up a flight of fucking stairs. Most of it is metal, but it also includes some up-tempo stuff from my record store days like this: http://youtu.be/JgffRW1fKDk

This is why you make sure you heat pork to 160F.

This is why you make sure you heat pork to 160F.  http://youtu.be/r7sIqyoRFiU

Do not be alarmed. I'm just changing my profile picture

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Do not be alarmed. I'm just changing my profile picture
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Sewer? I Barely Know Her.

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#hickschallenge

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Originally shared by Matthew “Polybius” H #hickschallenge

My reaction when a perfectly fine conversation with a co-worker about children's shows on PBS takes a turn when he...

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My reaction when a perfectly fine conversation with a co-worker about children's shows on PBS takes a turn when he says Wild Kratts is fine because it "doesn't get into the evolution stuff."

I got 13/13. That's not bragging, these were really easy.

I got 13/13. That's not bragging, these were really easy. What I got from looking at the results was that old people are dumb. Ok, scientifically illiterate. Originally shared by David Brin Here is a quiz on how much science adults know. Only 7% of the adult population gets all 13 questions correct. See how you do. In fairness, 37% of American adults surveyed got 11 or more correct.  It really isn't all that bad, considering.    Indeed, last year a survey of world ADULT Science Literacy gave the shocking result that US adult citizens were by far the most science literate on the planet.  This does not fit the world narrative of ill-educated Americans.  Indeed, cognitive dissonance cause the media to simply shrug it aside.  But I have a theory to explain it.... http://www.pewresearch.org/quiz/science-knowledge/ http://www.pewresearch.org/quiz/science-knowledge/

So it looks like the Pathfinder and 4e people pulled into the 13th Age popularity vortex are now finding things to...

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So it looks like the Pathfinder and 4e people pulled into the 13th Age popularity vortex are now finding things to complain about. This makes me happy. Keep fighting those edition wars, guys! You're doing God's work.

Saved for Deadlands usage.

Saved for Deadlands usage. Originally shared by Robin Laws 1885 map of San Francisco's Chinatown:  http://bit.ly/16jp9uS

It's a movie night. I watched Deathstalker too.

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It's a movie night. I watched Deathstalker too.  What a douche.

Centurion is on Netflix. I'd forgotten how good it is. Sexy Fassbender, lots of blood and gore, and badasses abound.

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Centurion is on Netflix. I'd forgotten how good it is.  Sexy Fassbender, lots of blood and gore, and badasses abound. I also like how the picts motives are completely reasonable. The Romans are the bad guys to them and deserve what they get.

The World's End was a good one.

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The World's End was a good one. A biting indictment of nostalgia and living in the past. Now I think I'll go watch Transformers and complain about how things aren't like they used to be.

Track 6: Tomb of the Lizard King

Track 6: Tomb of the Lizard King Track 12: +3 Vorpal Weapon http://snakebite1.bandcamp.com/album/no-honor-among-thieves

Another Sharpie character sheet. This time Owl Hoot Trail.

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Another Sharpie character sheet. This time Owl Hoot Trail.

Playing this while cleaning the house makes the whole endeavor a bit more epic.

Playing this while cleaning the house makes the whole endeavor a bit more epic. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27ixLv3Lw1M

Thumb Wrestlers.

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Thumb Wrestlers.  #rollforinitiative   Originally shared by Matthew “Polybius” H

Ironclad was pretty good.

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Ironclad was pretty good. Brutal action, realistic sword fighting, and the camera doesn't turn away from the gore. I like "Magnificent Seven" movies, and this one hit the mark. Except for the tacked on romance. I'll forgive it though, since it does have Purefoy chopping dudes up.
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Hey, dudes.

Hey, dudes. I set up a community so we'd have a more convenient place than the Obsidian Portal forums to chat about gaming stuff. And also a way to rid our email of OP updates.

YouTube led me down a Prussian metal hole.

YouTube led me down a Prussian metal hole.  http://youtu.be/QwhPOlIuSXM

There we go.

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There we go. Sharpie character sheet in action for 13th Age . Fear Pee Wee... I mean P. W. Hexxenhammer, undead hunter, and his rottweiler Chopper.

Sharpie 13th Age character sheet is go. Dredd on the TV. Evening is set.

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Sharpie 13th Age character sheet is go. Dredd on the TV. Evening is set. And apparently the spirits are pleased with my 13th Age book.

Carcosa? No, Dallol, Ethiopia.

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Carcosa? No, Dallol, Ethiopia. http://www.atlasobscura.com/places/dallol #FSFRL  for Lex Larson

In non-Batfleck related news, I saw some awesome rockabilly last night.

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In non-Batfleck related news, I saw some awesome rockabilly last night. The Reverend Horton Heat played with Deke Dickerson and Wayne the Train Hancock. I've seen every Rev show in Minneapolis for 14 years, and this show was near the top of the list. Deke is a master guitar player.

It's a place online nerds go to complain about Ben Affleck.

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It's a place online nerds go to complain about Ben Affleck.

I'm all for it. Just to spite the nerds.

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I'm all for it. Just to spite the nerds.

Oh man...weeknight rock shows...must sleep. After watching this video one more time.

Oh man...weeknight rock shows...must sleep. After watching this video one more time.  http://youtu.be/c1OltqVcr1Q

Tonight

Tonight First Avenue http://youtu.be/Yb_juTPQJUc

What's something cool about Owl Hoot Trail? Orc gunslingers wearing derbys.

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What's something cool about Owl Hoot Trail ? Orc gunslingers wearing derbys.

Tonight in Deadlands, Alison Ziesel accidently shot Tom Gintner in the face while trying to save him from a vampire.

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Tonight in Deadlands, Alison Ziesel accidently shot Tom Gintner in the face while trying to save him from a vampire. The vampire did die when it fell off the top of the train they were on , along with Tom's character's body. As GM, this was so gratifying.

It's time for Deadlands!

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It's time for Deadlands ! Nosferatu for you!

A cool place to steal for an RPG location.

A cool place to steal for an RPG location. Tourists to the portal to the underworld were able to buy small birds or other animals (the sale of which supported the temple) and test out the toxic air that blew out of the mysterious cavern, which was connected to a temple with a pool. Only the priests, high and hallucinating on the fumes, could stand on the steps by the opening to hell, and would sometimes lead sacrificial bulls inside, only to pull out their dead bodies dramatically. http://www.atlasobscura.com/places/plutos-gate

I just watched the end of Archer season 3 on Netflix last night.

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I just watched the end of Archer season 3 on Netflix last night.  Pretty sure Pam is my favorite character.

“This snobby Congress needs to quit being knobby and recognize the Hobby Lobby."

“This snobby Congress needs to quit being knobby and recognize the Hobby Lobby." Thank you, Robbie H. Stobby for lobbying for my hobbies. http://www.theonion.com/articles/washingtons-hobby-lobby-lobbies-to-strengthen-hobb,33556/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=LinkPreview:1:Default

While you've probably seen that Elmore Leonard has passed away, you probably haven't had enough pictures of the...

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While you've probably seen that Elmore Leonard has passed away, you probably haven't had enough pictures of the quintessential Elmore Leonard character, Raylan Givens.

Deadlands: Night Train

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Aw, crap.

Aw, crap. He was the master of crime and western fiction as far as I'm concerned. Maybe I'll watch "Out of Sight" tonight in honor. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-23765850

Saw Elysium last night.

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Saw Elysium last night. I liked it quite a bit. Not as good as District 9, but plenty good. District 9 was just mind-blowing movie, any followup had a hard road. Story: Pretty basic, but serviceable. I have no problem with the unambiguously evil rich people vs. scrappy poor people plot. It's not the satire of District 9, it's a straight up sci-fi "project today into the future" story. Dialogue: Like Pacific Rim, the dialogue isn't sparkly. But this is a visual story more than anything, so whatevs. The bad guy, Krueger, get's all the best lines. I think Sharlto Copley was probably improvising most of his stuff. He's great. Matt Damon was in Jason Bourne mode. Visuals: Mind blowing. The robots, man. These don't look a bit like effects. Also, spaceship and gun porn. Yes, please.

Oh fer christ's sake...I've already sent two emails to the wrong people this morning. Need coffee....

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Oh fer christ's sake...I've already sent two emails to the wrong people this morning. Need coffee.... That's it for gifs today, I swear.

Hey Alison Ziesel, the Google tells me it's your birthday.

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Hey Alison Ziesel, the Google tells me it's your birthday.
Please be good, Elysium.

This is for Ben Gerber.

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This is for Ben Gerber. shudders Originally shared by Tim S

Every so often I google the little things I've written to see where I can find links, comments, play reports, or...

Every so often I google the little things I've written to see where I can find links, comments, play reports, or whatever. Doing that today for my newest tiny game, Two-Page Space sent me to this page. A creative commons aggregator with a whole tabletop game section. I'll have to browse through this more later. And obligatory link to my game no one plays: https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0B927w0kbCuZBYWs2VVJXNy0tTEE&usp=sharing http://fossilbank.wikidot.com/category:tabletop-game

Hey guys, I think we'll try using a G+ Community for game chatter.

Hey guys, I think we'll try using a G+ Community for game chatter. This is  a replacement for the stupid forums on Obsidian Portal. Everything else stays on Obsidian Portal, meaning characters and adventure logs and such. And G+ isn't blocked at work... I made a category for in-game stuff and one for out-of-game stuff.

Added photos to Power of the Babe.

Added photos to Power of the Babe. events/gallery/cvfjaga1vhsij4t5f1rfo3iqv9c?authkey=CLTqssqo4N7oYQ

Must be time for some 4E. We're throwing the severed heads of cultists at other cultists who are having their dinner.

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Must be time for some 4E. We're throwing the severed heads of cultists at other cultists who are having their dinner.

More Heroica dungeon.

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More Heroica dungeon. Originally shared by Casey G. More dungeon. The entrance is guarded by goblins.

I built Lego Heroica dungeons all day.

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Originally shared by Casey G. I built Lego Heroica dungeons all day. I'm pretty happy how these room turned out, but man, building like this uses up your bricks quick.