Stupid movies are so much more entertaining when you take kids to them. The teenager instantly falls in love with John Boyega's actual accent while the first-grader shadow-boxes kaiju in the aisle. This NPR review sums it up: (THE FILM CRITIC steps to the podium.) CRITIC: Good evening. Thank you all for coming. I'll read a brief statement, and then I'll be happy to take your questions. (He removes a piece of paper from his jacket pocket, unfolds it, and begins to read.) "Pacific Rim Uprising is a movie in which giant robots fight giant monsters. It is the sequel to 2013's Pacific Rim, a movie in which giant robots fight giant monsters. Pacific Rim Uprising is slightly different than Pacific Rim, in that in Pacific Rim Uprising, the giant robots first fight other giant robots and then they fight giant monsters. Thank you." (He folds the paper before him, and sticks it back in his jacket pocket.) I'll take your questions now. Yes, in the front? REPORTER #1: ...