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Look what Andy Garske​ owns. This box is packed with chits and charts.

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Look what Andy Garske​ owns. This box is packed with chits and charts.

Lots of time on the road coming up, so I've got the first Sharpe's book downloaded.

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Lots of time on the road coming up, so I've got the first Sharpe's book downloaded.

Breeding Pits? Don't mind if I do.

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Breeding Pits? Don't mind if I do.

Frostgrave dungeons and sewers supplement is out today.

Frostgrave dungeons and sewers supplement is out today. https://ospreypublishing.com/frostgrave-into-the-breeding-pits

Good morning.

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Good morning.

It's time for Magick & Megacorps!

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It's time for Magick & Megacorps ! Soundtrack: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGS1ETFT_1I

Facebook should have a feature where you have an alternate “serious profile picture” that you can use for messages...

Facebook should have a feature where you have an alternate “serious profile picture” that you can use for messages so when you send someone a message saying you’re sorry their dad died it’s not next to the picture of a ridiculous lizard person.

Almost forgot to build a model for one of the most important parts of the adventure.

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Almost forgot to build a model for one of the most important parts of the adventure. Zzarchov Kowolski

DM goals: NPCs as good as Ferdinand Lyle.

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DM goals: NPCs as good as Ferdinand Lyle.

The information is interesting, but this life restoration is freaking terrible.

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The information is interesting, but this life restoration is freaking terrible. Originally shared by American Museum of Natural History In life, Yutyrannus huali probably weighed in at about 1.5 tons, making it the largest theropod dinosaur discovered so far that shows direct evidence of proto-feathers. At that weight, it would have been much too heavy to take to the air, but paleontologists think its entire body was probably covered in this primitive plumage. Learn much more about Yutyrannus in the exhibition, Dinosaurs Among Us, now open: http://bit.ly/2arfE3z

Just heard that my scout leader from when I was a kid died of cancer caused by exposure to Agent Orange from when he...

Just heard that my scout leader from when I was a kid died of cancer caused by exposure to Agent Orange from when he was in Vietnam. RIP Sheriff Horner, you were one of the good guys.

In case of emergency.

In case of emergency. http://www.clickhole.com/article/please-do-not-dip-reserve-vin-diesel-pictures-unle-4483

Happy Gary Gygax Day.

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Happy Gary Gygax Day. Here we see one of Gary's DM descendants contemplating the hit dice and damage rolls of the new monsters she just created.

These kids, man.

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These kids, man. Originally shared by Sean P Kelley 😀

Poorly Drawn Lines – Mad

http://poorlydrawnlines.com/comic/mad

Adventuring party.

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Adventuring party. #partytime   They never did a "Reservoir Dogs" badass slo-mo walk, at least that I can find a picture of. :(

Magick & Megacorps 2085 ep. 12: Roll Out!

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Next on my week of binge watching TV turned out to be Penny Dreadful.

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Next on my week of binge watching TV turned out to be Penny Dreadful. As good as everyone says it is. On episode 7 and not one has gone by without without a "holy shit!" moment... Or several. And Eva Green...

Close up of the Black Knight on his horse and the Goat in the Woods.

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Close up of the Black Knight on his horse and the Goat in the Woods. The Goat is more ogre sized like this, but I think that's ok.

I decided I'm going full Lego for A Thousand Dead Babies at Gen Con.

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I decided I'm going full Lego for A Thousand Dead Babies at Gen Con. Zzarchov Kowolski
Oh man. Coffee, scrambled eggs, and a screwdriver is a great way to start the day.

Well, I watched all of Stranger Things within 24 hours.

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Well, I watched all of Stranger Things within 24 hours.

Made pre-gens for my A Thousand Dead Babies one-shot I'm running for my buds at Gen Con.

Made pre-gens for my A Thousand Dead Babies one-shot I'm running for my buds at Gen Con. They might bring their own, but better to be prepared. They're pretty generic though, in case anyone needs some on hand for a game. The character sheet: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B927w0kbCuZBbHNnd0JDX2NVSG8/view?usp=sharing SSI D&D game pixel font. No skills because I don't like them. https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B927w0kbCuZBNXptSkZBOGVpZEk/view?usp=sharing

"There is a stranger who comes to this village from the sea.

"There is a stranger who comes to this village from the sea. He comes in the winter when people are hungry...brings fish. He comes on the King tide." Dagon? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIHH5-HVS9o

I saw a couple posts slagging on Stranger Things for the "roll a 13" line to hurt Demogorgon.

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I saw a couple posts slagging on Stranger Things for the "roll a 13" line to hurt Demogorgon. The kids are house-ruling, dorks. Demogorgon has a 95% resistance to spells. The kids know percentile dice suck, so they made that into a base roll of 20 on a d20. Now subtract the spellcaster's level, presumably 7, therefore Will needs to roll a 13. That's a pretty good house rule. Also, don't google Stranger Things Demogorgon because you will be spoiled by the image search results. Like I was.

Hey, it's D&D time!

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Hey, it's D&D time! This is what happens every time Andy Garske pulls some worthless animal out of his bag of tricks , because it's really a pokeball.

Half Price books must have gotten a ton of newish Osprey stuff somehow.

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Half Price books must have gotten a ton of newish Osprey stuff somehow. This is the second of their new wargame line I've seen there. Actually half-priced. And more of these old Metagaming microgames. $5, hard to resist.

Mammalian politics and religion has always amused Lizard People.

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Mammalian politics and religion has always amused Lizard People.

I work for an employee-owned company.

I work for an employee-owned company. That means every year I get a certain amount of shares of company stock. Every year auditors determine our stock value and there’s a contest to see who can guess the closest, winner gets a $500 gift card. The value has gone up dramatically every year I’ve been here, but I guessed a 6% raise because the oil industry in ND has collapsed and we did a lot of business out there. BUT, the stock price DROPPED 6% instead. Just got the email that some pessimist who guessed we’d lose 6% of our value won himself that $500 gift card. ¯\ (ツ) /¯

Family leaving on their yearly summer tour of North Dakota.

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Family leaving on their yearly summer tour of North Dakota. Gonna try to catch up on some TV. Preacher, Daredevil, Jessica Jones, and Stranger Things, with Kimmy Schmidt and Gravity Falls as palate cleansers.

Coop Questions

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Coop Questions

Too real.

Too real. Originally shared by ClickHole http://trib.al/5qkzhUI

Watching Back to the Future 2 with the kids and I'd forgotten it's one huge Donald Trump joke.

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Watching Back to the Future 2 with the kids and I'd forgotten it's one huge Donald Trump joke.

Weather report for the next few days.

Weather report for the next few days. https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=39SXKsrevmQ

I'll be ordering this book from Lulu soon.

I'll be ordering this book from Lulu soon. https://www.theguardian.com/science/gallery/2016/jul/20/palaeoart-recreating-an-age-of-reptiles-mark-witton-dinosaurs

OSR to 5e

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OSR to 5e Wrote up the NPCs for A Thousand Dead Babies for 5e last night. I don’t think the challenge changes much. In fact, it might be deadlier. 5e is more forgiving with healing between encounters, but at 1st level, that still isn’t much. Matthew Nelson has been running us through some converted TSR adventures in his 5e campaign and those have consistently been when we get our asses kicked. Mostly because we keep taking bait we shouldn’t.

I bet he talks like...I say ah bet he talks like Foghorn Leghorn.

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I bet he talks like...I say ah bet he talks like Foghorn Leghorn. Originally shared by Pulp Covers Dr. Thaddeus C. Harker http://bit.ly/29UyxgB

Reminder to myself to try to snag this before the 30% off Lulu coupon expires...

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Reminder to myself to try to snag this before the 30% off Lulu coupon expires...

Rules Intersection

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Rules Intersection For RotPL I’ve replaced The Black Hack’s Armor Points with a Luck stat. Luck is 1d3 rolled per session and subtracts from damage taken down to a minimum of 1. If you roll a 20 (roll-under system) on any roll, your Luck is reduced by 1. This intersects nicely with a pet peeve of mine where everyone in the party wants to make a roll for everything. Like everyone wants to roll to see if they can find a secret door, or to see if they know anything about the demon depicted in the fresco. The more they want to roll, the more chances they can take to lose their Luck.

Scarfolk Council is suing the makers of Pokemon Go for stealing the design of its 1979 child-demon location device.

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Originally shared by Scarfolk Council Scarfolk Council is suing the makers of Pokemon Go for stealing the design of its 1979 child-demon location device.

http://sharoncol.balkowitsch.com/wetplate.htm

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http://sharoncol.balkowitsch.com/wetplate.htm

This photographer recently took some fantastic photographs of Mrs.

This photographer recently took some fantastic photographs of Mrs. G's uncle in 19th century style. I was checking out his website and saw the link to this project. Main website at: http://sharoncol.balkowitsch.com/wetplate.htm http://sharoncol.balkowitsch.com/northernplains.htm

We made a bet with some con artist adventurers that we couldn't find a million year old dragon egg before them.

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We made a bet with some con artist adventurers that we couldn't find a million year old dragon egg before them.

Abby's coach said to not go out in the sun before tomorrow's meet, so I guess we'll stay inside and play D&D.

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Abby's coach said to not go out in the sun before tomorrow's meet, so I guess we'll stay inside and play D&D.

A couple characters I found in my Ghost Busters International box set. Made when I was...14 probably?

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A couple characters I found in my Ghost Busters International box set. Made when I was...14 probably? I apparently made Oliver from Bloom County as a character. And Biff is the first and last character I made who cared about getting laid.

I Dyson Logos​'d my tablet home screen.

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I Dyson Logos​'d my tablet home screen.

Teaching Coop Carcassone. He immediately grasped stealing cities and wanted to do it. Little brat.

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Teaching Coop Carcassone. He immediately grasped stealing cities and wanted to do it. Little brat.

Now I need to dig out my GBI box set.

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Now I need to dig out my GBI box set.

Now may I present to you the basilisk?

Now may I present to you the basilisk? Please don your goggles if you wish to resist. From the fiery depths of the planet's core The never sleeping for wont of eating unholy stench of the manticore. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtTDKsT-1Fk

In these uncertain times, there's one thing you can count on.

In these uncertain times, there's one thing you can count on. https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=sEwJOyEHBHc

Me IRL watching the Rogue One footage.

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Me IRL watching the Rogue One footage.

The Story of the Bastille in 11 LEGO images

https://m.facebook.com/notes/elbe-spurling/the-story-of-the-bastille-in-11-lego-images/10153642028931674/?ref=m_notif&notif_t=like

Magick & Megacorps 2085

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Magick & Megacorps 2085 Abbreviated session, but this was the highlight. The sorcerer fireballed two Russian mafia cars that were shooting rockets at the party's big-rig. The cleric's spiritual weapon , a giant .44, was shooting the driver of one through their windshield. This was before the fighter launched his motorcycle while swinging his katana. Meanwhile, the Russians were also trying to hack their Rig's systems through the Grid, which the party defended in cyberspace.

It's just about time for Magick & Megacorps 2085!

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It's just about time for Magick & Megacorps 2085 !

The proper way to name your PC.

The proper way to name your PC. https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=V7q-ZqeFpaY

MFW the Savage Rifts GM's Handbook unexpectedly drops.

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MFW the Savage Rifts GM's Handbook unexpectedly drops.

July security update hosed my Nexus 9.

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July security update hosed my Nexus 9. Cache wipe didn't work... Factory reset didn't work... Fuck...

This is pretty great. James LaManna​ check this out.

This is pretty great. James LaManna​ check this out. Originally shared by Stan Shinn Folks were asking me about my 15mm battlemat I'm using to run my Traveller games, so I wrote up a blog post with all the details to create on yourself! http://dicehaven.com/traveller/diy-vinyl-banners-for-rpg-battlemats/ http://dicehaven.com/traveller/diy-vinyl-banners-for-rpg-battlemats

The Fact That An Explosive Robot Was Used To Kill The Dallas Shooter Raises Disturbing Concerns About The Fucking...

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Twerking deacon of sin

Twerking deacon of sin Pass judgment upon those who defy and usurp your true dominion over man, and grant wisdom, peace, and compassion to those in Louisiana, Minnesota and Dallas. http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/07/13/florida-satanist-invites-forces-of-darkness-to-bestow-power-on-town-commission-during-invocation/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=facebook

Until this species was discovered, feathers had been identified in just one branch of the dinosaur family tree: the...

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Originally shared by American Museum of Natural History Until this species was discovered, feathers had been identified in just one branch of the dinosaur family tree: the theropods, which includes T. rex as well as birds. Tianyulong confuciusi is an ornithischian, the branch that includes Stegosaurus and Triceratops. This discovery suggests proto-feathers were present in the ancestor of all dinosaurs and probably pterosaurs as well. Learn more about ancient feathered creatures in Dinosaurs Among Us, now open! Learn more: http://bit.ly/29P41Tb © AMNH/R. Mickens

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The Stegosaurus Plate Controversy

http://blogs.scientificamerican.com/tetrapod-zoology/the-stegosaurus-plate-controversy/

By Black Phillip’s beard! Gen Con is sneaking up on me. I need to get 1000 Dead Babies converted to 5e.

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By Black Phillip’s beard! Gen Con is sneaking up on me. I need to get 1000 Dead Babies converted to 5e.

"Now that I'm five I can be the dungeon master!”

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"Now that I'm five I can be the dungeon master!” "Sure, buddy.” "I think my monsters will totally destroy you and I'll win.” “Actually, the dungeon master's job is to help the players make a good story, not win.” “Well, this dungeon master's job is to win.”

Have you ever ran a campaign where the PCs had a base?

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Have you ever ran a campaign where the PCs had a base? If so, was it ever attacked? That’s where my Magick & Megacorps campaign is heading. I’m trying to be wary of railroading. But being prepared for several possible outcomes will be hard.

Anyone ordered from this place?

Anyone ordered from this place? Kids are about to go Ghostbusters crazy. I still have my 2e box set, but the dots and ghost wore off my Ghost Die years ago. And yeah, we could roll a different colored d6, but that’s super boring. http://nerdy-show.myshopify.com/collections/frontpage/products/gbrpg-extra-ghost-die

Attention: Gravity Falls is now on Hulu.

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Attention: Gravity Falls is now on Hulu.

Will pick up where we left off.

Will pick up where we left off. events/c7nhs30e6p7sgi9djhftumqpi40?authkey=CIeam5SZzuimdw

Peru and Chile were the world’s first practitioners of mummification, thousands of years before the Egyptians.

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Originally shared by Science Museum of Minnesota Peru and Chile were the world’s first practitioners of mummification, thousands of years before the Egyptians. A mask like this would have been the finishing touch on a Chinchorro mummy.

Next time we go Pokemon hunting Master-Blaster style I need to remember to wear good shoes.

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Next time we go Pokemon hunting Master-Blaster style I need to remember to wear good shoes. Feet are killing me today from wearing flat sneakers

Ricardo Delgado.

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Ricardo Delgado.

Anyone know what kind of Pokemon this is? I couldn't catch it.

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Anyone know what kind of Pokemon this is? I couldn't catch it.