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If you leave random tiny Legos in my vicinity, they will spontaneously form into mechs.

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If you leave random tiny Legos in my vicinity, they will spontaneously form into mechs.

Used The Real-ish Greg Gorgonmilk's Citygrid template to make a modern comic-bookish city.

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Used The Real-ish Greg Gorgonmilk's Citygrid template to make a modern comic-bookish city. I've had TMNT on the brain lately. Maybe use this for a solo Scarlet Heroes: TMNT & Other Strangeness campaign. Also, I'm bad at naming things.

We've always been with you.

We've always been with you. #lizardpeople2016   Originally shared by cole long #Uz http://news.nationalgeographic.com/2016/02/160225-sahara-rock-art-stencils-egypt-caves-reptiles/

Instead of watching Fury Road lose all the big Oscars, I continued the solo Scarlet Heroes: Road Hogs adventures of...

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Instead of watching Fury Road lose all the big Oscars, I continued the solo Scarlet Heroes: Road Hogs adventures of Bad Bart the mutant mongrel in the ruins of the After the Bomb west. When last I left Bart, he'd come across the wreckage of a Road Hog attack. Signs pointed to a survivor of the crash being taken prisoner. Bart, damning his conscience, followed the tire tracks into the desert. He came to an old ranch house that the Road Hogs had turned into a base. Sneaking in at night, Bart found some cash and jewelry, a badass set of leathers with kevlar plates (leather armor +3), and a Jackson Pollock painting. He quietly took care of some guards, and located the survivor of the crash, a female Opossum named Karen Mendez. They were spotted while escaping, but Bart took out his .357 and ended it. They made it back to Mustang Sally, and roared off into the desert. That gets Bart up to level 2.

Noah Stevens​ mentions Maze Rats, which sounds cool, so I look it up and realized I actually have it since I've got...

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Noah Stevens​ mentions Maze Rats, which sounds cool, so I look it up and realized I actually have it since I've got Odditional Material . Anyway, I'm bored waiting for this swim meet to start, so here's Silence, master of morningstars.

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Originally shared by herror grafico FONT RELEASED ⬇⬇⬇ herror.itch.io/gems

I lol'd for real.

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I lol'd for real. Originally shared by J. Max Kielbasa

Just finished The Purge: Anarchy. They played this trailer during the last Republican debate. Pure genius.

Just finished The Purge: Anarchy. They played this trailer during the last Republican debate. Pure genius. https://youtu.be/apN1ptgguzg

Gun-croc-gator the OGRE victorious. I almost got his treads, but he had some lucky rolls and I had some bad ones.

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Gun-croc-gator the OGRE victorious. I almost got his treads, but he had some lucky rolls and I had some bad ones.

Making an OGRE map appropriately sized for our Lego vehicles.

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Making an OGRE map appropriately sized for our Lego vehicles.

Ricardo Delgado concept art for the Ghostbusters cartoon. Not sure if something like this ever made it into the show.

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Ricardo Delgado concept art for the Ghostbusters cartoon. Not sure if something like this ever made it into the show.

Followup from last night's Magick & Megacorps 2085 game.

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Followup from last night's Magick & Megacorps 2085 game.

It's time for Magick & Megacorps 2085!

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It's time for Magick & Megacorps 2085 ! Soundtrack:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGqeyQhBPMI Sorry about the seizures.

Solo violin recital time. \m/

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Solo violin recital time. \m/

Font nerds, what font is this or what's pretty close?

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Font nerds, what font is this or what's pretty close?

Palladium TMNT team-style rules for D&D

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Palladium TMNT team-style rules for D&D One of the coolest features of TMNT is the team rules. If you create your characters all together with the same origin you get any skills you all take at a level equal to the number of members of the team. In 5e D&D, I'd allow a team to be siblings or members of a tribe or clan or something. Everyone takes the same background (not class). When working as a team, they get advantage on background skills they share. In combat they get advantage when attacking the same target. Edit: I think there's a thing where if you have a high ability score everyone gets a bump. For D&D I'd let the team pick two scores to give a +1 to.

Pretty sure Scalia was actually killed by Ice-T.

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Pretty sure Scalia was actually killed by Ice-T. https://goo.gl/sUs7cT When Justice Antonin Scalia died 11 days ago at a West Texas ranch, he was among high-ranking members of an exclusive fraternity for hunters called the International Order of St. Hubertus, an Austrian society that dates back to the 1600s. After Scalia’s death Feb. 13, the names of the 35 other guests at the remote resort, along with details about Scalia’s connection to the hunters, have remained largely unknown. A review of public records shows that some of the men who were with Scalia at the ranch are connected through the International Order of St. Hubertus, whose members gathered at least once before at the same ranch for a celebratory weekend.

Started too late to finish, but Coop and I got half a game of OGRE in before bedtime.

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Started too late to finish, but Coop and I got half a game of OGRE in before bedtime.

She was just living deliciously.

She was just living deliciously. http://www.valleynewslive.com/home/headlines/Woman-Pleads-Guilty-To-Children-Look-Delicious-Stalking-369870131.html?device=phone&c=y

WTF

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WTF

After Eastman & Laird, Jim Lawson is my favorite Turtles artist.

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After Eastman & Laird, Jim Lawson is my favorite Turtles artist.

Coop recreates the Transdimensional TMNT cover at lunch.

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Coop recreates the Transdimensional TMNT cover at lunch.

On the reading list if I can find a copy.

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On the reading list if I can find a copy.

Lego has gone full Warhammer 40K.

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Lego has gone full Warhammer 40K.

Oh, cool, a new dinosaur from the British isles.

Oh, cool, a new dinosaur from the British isles. Cute little theropod...wait...is that Chris Pratt in the size comparison? https://www.theguardian.com/science/2016/jan/20/welsh-dinosaur-bones-confirmed-as-new-jurassic-species#img-2

"Shoo! Shoo! And put that baby down."

"Shoo! Shoo! And put that baby down." http://io9.gizmodo.com/5909528/what-would-the-world-be-like-if-pterosaurs-and-humans-coexisted-today-part-ii

I have to post the full-size version of Abby's drawing of her Star Wars character, Potwa the Smadorable Jedi.

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I have to post the full-size version of Abby's drawing of her Star Wars character, Potwa the Smadorable Jedi. A Smadorable (smart+adorable) is an ewok-sized alien with a head-tail and a...tail-tail. You can see Potwa wears a sylish owl-hat, a scarf, and a shirt that says "J.S. Rocks" (Jedi School Rocks). Her lightsaber is hot pink and when she uses the Force sparkles shoot out of her hands. Here you can see her looking non-threatening on the left, but then suddenly karate-kicking and lightsaber attacking on the right. Stormtroopers beware.

“Do not try to run, for no man, woman, or child can escape the sludge,” he continued.

“Do not try to run, for no man, woman, or child can escape the sludge,” he continued. “The sludge will envelop us all.” Originally shared by ClickHole http://www.clickhole.com/article/dire-prediction-us-sludge-warden-just-announced-no-3965

An evening with no plans and homework done means Scarlet Heroes: Star Wars.

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An evening with no plans and homework done means Scarlet Heroes: Star Wars .

I liked these guys better in Star Wars.

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I liked these guys better in Star Wars.

Black Phillip says you're wicked if you don't see The Witch.

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Black Phillip says you're wicked if you don't see The Witch .

Swim meet time.

Swim meet time. Listening to this to psych Abby up. "They should play this instead of the Star Spangled Banner," she says. https://youtu.be/XGbqGkS1c2w

Good morning.

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Good morning.

BOO-YA-KA-SHA!

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BOO-YA-KA-SHA!

Casey G.

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Originally shared by Daniel Swensen Casey G.

Reading about cryptids lately has made me remember this particular episode of Arthur C.

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Reading about cryptids lately has made me remember this particular episode of Arthur C. Clarke's Mysterious World that featured the Mokele Mbembe. One of the cryptozoologists interviewed was a guy named Jim Powell, who had a wicked toupee. Even as a kid I remember wondering if he took that thing into the Congo with him.

http://pristichampsus.deviantart.com/art/Know-your-Sea-Serpents-153453210

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http://pristichampsus.deviantart.com/art/Know-your-Sea-Serpents-153453210

Thousands of creative commons images from old books. Much like the British Library Flickr account.

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Thousands of creative commons images from old books. Much like the British Library Flickr account. http://wellcomeimages.org/ Already found an image for a carousing table. via kreg Mosier

It's pouring rain.

It's pouring rain. On February 19th. In Minnesota.

Ok, so it's completely obvious where this story is going to go and how it will end, but it's still some Unholy Land...

Ok, so it's completely obvious where this story is going to go and how it will end, but it's still some Unholy Land level shit. It would be cool if demons poured out of the open tomb and fought the legion though. https://youtu.be/xxgm2TJr2m0

Time for another strongly worded email to our townhouse association...

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Time for another strongly worded email to our townhouse association...

I de-Costanza'd my wallet last night.

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I de-Costanza'd my wallet last night.  Feels good.

Zzarchov Kowolski​ did you sell the movie rights to 1000 Dead Babies?

Zzarchov Kowolski​ did you sell the movie rights to 1000 Dead Babies ? Originally shared by Chuck Thorin Hmm. Got a real Lamentations of the Flame Princess vibe going here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjBN0ByAqDk&feature=share

Holy shit I want this, but $150 for the whole deal is steeeep.

Holy shit I want this, but $150 for the whole deal is steeeep. Originally shared by Wayne “Lumrunner” Humfleet This may be relevant to some of you, and if it isn't consider the awesome Mecha West RPG that is up right now from Heroic Journey Publishing; https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/565866321/mechawest https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/idwgames/teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-shadows-of-the-past-b

One of my arguments, made repeatedly throughout the book, is that cryptozoology is culture.

One of my arguments, made repeatedly throughout the book, is that cryptozoology is culture. Even if cryptids don’t exist – in the corporeal, biological sense of the term – they still exist in the nebulous sense of their having a place in the psychological landscape, and this remains a fascinating issue worthy of further study. http://www.amazon.com/Hunting-Monsters-Cryptozoology-Reality-Behind-ebook/dp/B01B867JTO/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1455116820&sr=8-4&keywords=Hunting+Monsters http://blogs.scientificamerican.com/tetrapod-zoology/my-new-book-hunting-monsters-cryptozoology-and-the-reality-behind-the-myths

I need to read more Elephantmen.

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I need to read more Elephantmen.

What were you thinking about over that lunch meeting, Casey?

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What were you thinking about over that lunch meeting, Casey? Just Turtle things...

More Spinosaurus stuff.

More Spinosaurus stuff. Good read, or just click through to look at this painting. The little azhdarchid pterosaurs are neat.

I haven't been excited about Heroclix since... 2003?

I haven't been excited about Heroclix since... 2003? Originally shared by **** TMNT heroclixs, I really dig the B&W with the red mask  https://twitter.com/BoardGameGeek/status/699711007875325952 https://twitter.com/BoardGameGeek/status/699711007875325952

Got a fluoride treatment at the dentist this morning and I can still feel the government nanobots boring their way...

Got a fluoride treatment at the dentist this morning and I can still feel the government nanobots boring their way into my brain. Also, I can still taste the "Walterberry" flavoring.

Very tempting.

Very tempting. But I always wonder why I would need all this fluff when you can run just about anything from anytime with the Savage Worlds basic book. Of course the fluff and history is cool, this has some extra juice it looks like: Mission System: A brand new feature for Weird War I is the Mission System. The War Master can use this new narrative system to simulate missions such as patrols, air raids, coastal raids, or other typical missions--then break out into the regular system if something demands more detailed attention. Adventure Generator: Detailed tables to spark the War Master's imagination in creating adventures. A simple patrol turns into a gauntlet of death, or a raid on an enemy trench uncovers a lost ruin from wars long past. Might be useful in other systems as well. Originally shared by Pinnacle Entertainment Group It's time! The Weird War I Kickstarter is ready for your pledge. Please share! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/545820095/weird-war-i-savage-wor

For my session at Con of the North, I broke out my OG Spelljammer paper tokens.

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For my session at Con of the North, I broke out my OG Spelljammer paper tokens.

Someone stat up these chameleon penises as monsters.

Someone stat up these chameleon penises as monsters. http://blogs.scientificamerican.com/tetrapod-zoology/what-s-with-all-these-new-chameleon-names-part-1

Abigail Garske​

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Abigail Garske​ Originally shared by San Diego Zoo Congrats to Addison and her fluffy new litter of spots at the San Diego Zoo Safari Park off-site breeding center.

How can you not love a character named after a Monster Magnet song?

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How can you not love a character named after a Monster Magnet song?

How did the writers of The Purge know Trump was going to run for president?

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How did the writers of The Purge know Trump was going to run for president?

Nice.

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Nice. Originally shared by Buzz Aldrin I needed to go visit the original Martian - my friend Arnold Schwarzenegger and pioneer of #GetYourAssToMars #GYATM http://www.whosay.com/l/cGibv4A

Gravestorm victorious.

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Gravestorm victorious.

Good morning.

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Good morning.

Jay Exonauts​'s character was eaten by Wooly Rupert the Tyrannohamsterus Rex.

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Jay Exonauts​'s character was eaten by Wooly Rupert the Tyrannohamsterus Rex. #conofthenorth

Always on my mind.

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Always on my mind. Originally shared by **** Deep thoughts.

Good riddance.

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Good riddance.

Four games of Ravenloft, three victories after a defeat for playing the initial scenario stupidly.

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Four games of Ravenloft, three victories after a defeat for playing the initial scenario stupidly. Here Calib Kerensky​ and I are about to fight Klak the kobold sorcerer and his chaos magic artifact. It was a super close call, with the dwarf cleric coming through and landing the final blow after missing constantly and getting teleported all over the board.

Way too close to Strahd.

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Way too close to Strahd.

Well, this convention session should go pretty good.

Well, this convention session should go pretty good. These are nice characters, yes indeed. Just need to finish a couple...wait...spells...fucking spells lists. For four spellcasting characters. I said I'd have all materials and I don't want anyone flipping through a fucking book. Goddammit.  Goddammit.  Goddammit.  Thank Hextor for 5esrd.com , Sorry about the lack of formatting, players.

For Magick & Megacorps, the party took a job that requires them to get on a commercial plane.

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For Magick & Megacorps , the party took a job that requires them to get on a commercial plane. This means they can’t have their guns, or they need to sneak them through a Total Recall-style scanner. The contortions some of them are going through are delicious. I have no encounters planned for the plane. But I still fully expect it to end like this.

Me IRL.

Me IRL. Originally shared by The Onion http://onion.com/1SKzXKA

The mistrust of reptiles by humans is a long-held value, and it appears in ancient lore and even holy texts, as...

The mistrust of reptiles by humans is a long-held value, and it appears in ancient lore and even holy texts, as represented by the story in Genesis. It is also reflected in UFO lore with the long-held believe that an alien reptilian species is strongly present on Earth and directly involved in manipulating human history. This conspiracy theory states that many of world leaders, like President Obama, the Pope, and even the Queen of England are all Reptilians that shapeshift. Yes...conspiracy theory...how crazy... Originally shared by Winchell Chung

I worked at a music/skate/comic/head-shop in college.

I worked at a music/skate/comic/head-shop in college. When the Pink Floyd/Wizard of Oz thing started to get spread around our manager immediately ordered several copies of each, shrink wrapped them together and priced them outrageously. It worked. Stoners bought them all. Originally shared by Chris Hussey Hahaha. This is awesome. We needed a "Dark Side of the Rainbow" for our generation anyway. http://consequenceofsound.net/2016/02/star-wars-the-force-awakens-syncs-up-to-pink-floyds-dark-side-of-the-moon/ #StarWars http://consequenceofsound.net/2016/02/star-wars-the-force-awakens-syncs-up-to-pink-floyds-dark-side-of-the-moon/

Militia morons being arrested live on YouTube.

Militia morons being arrested live on YouTube. https://youtu.be/cOlrSain0lk

What are the best blog posts/essays/advice on running a megadungeon campaign?

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What are the best blog posts/essays/advice on running a megadungeon campaign?

Get with the program, humans.

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Get with the program, humans.