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Whee! Rollercoaster!

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Whee! Rollercoaster!

always trying to steal stuff.

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always trying to steal stuff. #halflinggate

It's been a month and a half, and now it's finally time again for ACKS!

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It's been a month and a half, and now it's finally time again for ACKS ! #ACKS

The floor is lava.

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The floor is lava. Originally shared by Matthew “Polybius” H #tgif

Parent Post

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Parent Post This spring I wrote a post asking if people had had success with Sylvan Learning Centers. My daughter wasn’t making progress with reading at school, had been behind for years, and we were getting more concerned than we already had been. Throughout school we’d heard things like “she’ll get over the hump,” (she’s going into 5th grade and we’ve heard this from every teacher since kindergarten), and “read more at home,” (we’ve required her to read for an hour after school since 2nd grade, it would be temporally impossible to read more, do her homework, and eat dinner before having to go to bed). She went to Sylvan, but despite having been told by the school she didn’t have a learning disability, I started doing some research on my own. When I looked at symptoms of dyslexia I could go right down the line, “Abby does that, and that, yep, that too.” Since school was out, there was nothing we could do there. I looked at private options for testing and found one that fit the bill. S...

Caldwell's best painting? Quite possibly.

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Caldwell's best painting? Quite possibly.  Paul Vermeren

The Golden Rule is pretty easy. Not sure why people can't follow it.

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The Golden Rule is pretty easy. Not sure why people can't follow it.

I've said it before, but Buzz is the coolest.

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I've said it before, but Buzz is the coolest. Originally shared by Buzz Aldrin I made a new friend at the #ChelseaFinale named Dave Grohl and he's on board with #GetYourAssToMars. Who's with us?

Finished season 3 of Bob's Burgers last night.

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Finished season 3 of Bob's Burgers last night. This scene made me laugh way harder than it should have. The episode where Louise had her first crush was also pure gold. And when Tina had two boys fighting over her... Etc. What a great show.

Necky runs off, bleating plaintively.

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Necky runs off, bleating plaintively. Ten minutes later Jesus is crying, "Necky, come back! I'm sorry! I do love dinosaurs! Please come back!" Originally shared by Ben Gerber What really happened to the dinosaurs.

Big Rock Deadly Mountain

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A dwarf and a halfling.

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A dwarf and a halfling. #halflinggate

My wife just got challenged to the Ice Bucket thing. Soon she'll be a pod person. I fear my time is short.

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My wife just got challenged to the Ice Bucket thing. Soon she'll be a pod person. I fear my time is short.

Going through some old gaming stuff.

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Going through some old gaming stuff. I found this weird flyer that a weirdo dropped off at the office I worked at 10 years ago. Try to parse the metric calender.  Hey, the website is still up: http://aatideas.org/index.html This is some time cube stuff, right here.

Holy Nurgle. 28 turn overtime game. Amazons only had three players left.

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Holy Nurgle. 28 turn overtime game. Amazons only had three players left.

Edition wars come in many forms.

Edition wars come in many forms. The superior tag is actually Ditch 'Em, where the "it" person tries to stop the other players from touching "ghoul," a linguistically deviated form of "goal." Best played in the pitch-black woods of North Dakota http://www.slate.com/articles/life/better_summer/2014/08/kick_the_can_vs_capture_the_flag_which_game_of_tag_wins.html

Texting with my daughter.

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Texting with my daughter.

Here's a 4x6 index card sized D&D 5e character sheet.

Here's a 4x6 index card sized D&D 5e character sheet. Should have everything you need. No Inspiration, but that works better with a token anyway. I'm having trouble getting my new printer to print them correctly, but maybe you'll have better luck.

Me IRL.

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Me IRL.

Well, I gave in. Project Blood Bowl commenced.

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Well, I gave in. Project Blood Bowl commenced.  Rule book printed. Amazons ordered for Abby: http://www.impactminiatures.com/index.php?option=elfballteams_profile&id=TC_AMZN She wants to start painting minis. She's 10, I think that's a good age. Orcs ordered for me: http://www.blackscorpionminiatures.com/product_info.php?cPath=31&products_id=156 I also ordered some dice. Need to figure out a passing template and if I want to order a ready-made pitch, or make one myself.

#halflinggate

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#halflinggate Slayer of tiny evil.

This gifyoutube.com thing is neato. I apologize in advance.

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This gifyoutube.com thing is neato. I apologize in advance.

It's time for Shadowrun!

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It's time for Shadowrun ! ARGH! This file is like 16GB! My brain!

Going in the mail tomorrow.

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Going in the mail tomorrow.  Context:  https://plus.google.com/u/0/+CaseyGarske/posts/3Keqo3Ncfb2 Thanks, Rafael Chandler

Hand written. How nice. I like the personal touch.

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Hand written. How nice. I like the personal touch. But sorry, Rachelle, it might surprise you, but I've actually heard of Jesus. And I know the answers to those questions already. They're pretty easy. Her address is cropped out. I'm tempted to mail her a copy of Basic D&D or something like that.

So this is the way the world ends.

So this is the way the world ends... With an alien virus that can only be transmitted through ice water using an internet meme to spread itself.

Every morning after a weekday rock show.

Every morning after a weekday rock show. I see I posted this a year ago, so I guess I'm hanging in there. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rD6d8vAL9EY&feature=share

Supersuckers tonight.

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Supersuckers tonight.

Puppy jump. Abigail Garske marion moore

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Puppy jump. Abigail Garske marion moore

Some more camping pics.

Some more camping pics. Selfie on the boat at 30mph as the beard majestically blows in the wind. And holding the screen tent up while a storm tries to blow it down. We'd been playing D&D 10 minutes earlier. Had to evacuate my books to my tent quickly.

Here’s A Fucking Anime Quiz

http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/heres-fucking-anime-quiz-754

Happy Birthday, Alison Ziesel!

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Happy Birthday, Alison Ziesel!

Pretty sure this means Type V is bringing back old gamers who haven't bought a PHB since 2e.

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Pretty sure this means Type V is bringing back old gamers who haven't bought a PHB since 2e.

My A.I. character for Barry Lovseth's Stars Without Number game.

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My A.I. character for Barry Lovseth's Stars Without Number game. This is T-34. Former hovertank, now stuck in a robot body.

Tonight's bachelor week movie viewing. Already watched Alien Abduction, a super shitty found footage movie. Terrible.

Tonight's bachelor week movie viewing. Already watched Alien Abduction , a super shitty found footage movie. Terrible. The Conspiracy is turning out much better. http://youtu.be/xaEXHCNfG4w

Great idea.

Great idea. Originally shared by Matt Cruikshank David Brin, I think someone should have an Indiegogo campaign to "raise money to buy a GoPro for each of the 54 commissioned police officers in #ferguson ."  $300 x 54 = $16,200.  Not too expensive as an act of vigilante satire-protest.  Maybe we donate them individually to the officers, not the department itself.

I count 19 mosquito bites on my right arm alone.

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I count 19 mosquito bites on my right arm alone. And I'm trying not to think about my ankles. Camping is worth it though.

Camping so far. Karma slate is clear now. Weather will be great.

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Camping so far. Karma slate is clear now. Weather will be great.

Frank Lloyd Wright gas station.

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Frank Lloyd Wright gas station.

Porch toad is unimpressed.

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Porch toad is unimpressed.

Jesus Christ, there's lot of joking about suicide in this.

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Jesus Christ, there's lot of joking about suicide in this.

There's a distinct lack of sirrush in D&D.

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There's a distinct lack of sirrush in D&D.

Why you gotta be a dick, Mokele Mbembe?

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Why you gotta be a dick, Mokele Mbembe?

Squatchy action from the Childcraft 1986 annual: Mysteries and Fantasies.

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Squatchy action from the Childcraft 1986 annual: Mysteries and Fantasies. This is my ideal image of ape men.

Hey, those that use Blogger: what do you think of the G+ integration?

Hey, those that use Blogger: what do you think of the G+ integration? Yay or nay?

Good thing I'm heading for the north woods tomorrow, where no wireless signal reaches.

Good thing I'm heading for the north woods tomorrow, where no wireless signal reaches. I don't think I could take these Gen Con posts otherwise. I'll be gaming around a campfire, as our caveman ancestors did.

Female spellcasters leap at gigantic monsters.

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Female spellcasters leap at gigantic monsters.

This improves my day. I think I pledged for this almost two years ago to the day. 1st day of Gen Con 2012.

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This improves my day. I think I pledged for this almost two years ago to the day. 1st day of Gen Con 2012.

Abigail Garske here's a joke for you.

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Abigail Garske here's a joke for you. Originally shared by Minnesota Zoo Shark Joke! Impress your friends this Shark Week by cracking this FINtastic joke: Q: Why did the shark cross the reef? A: To get to the other TIDE! Every week should be Shark Week! #shark   #sharkweek   #joke   #mnzoo
Starting my third episode of Law & Order SVU while the car is being worked on. o_o

There's no worm in this tequila at least. Just the saliva of mosquito people. #Narcosa

There's no worm in this tequila at least. Just the saliva of mosquito people. #Narcosa http://ruinsoflaramidia.blogspot.com/2014/08/rotgut-of-laramidia-part-1-skeeter-juice.html?m=1

First rated R movie I ever sneaked into.

First rated R movie I ever sneaked into. I listened to the soundtrack about 17 million times. On April 1st I put my cassette into my dad's giant hi-fi stereo and cranked this all the way up at 6 in the morning. http://youtu.be/AwSra5p8MDw

The triceratops dung coffee of Laramidia.

The triceratops dung coffee of Laramidia. For Rafael Chandler 's #Narcosa . http://ruinsoflaramidia.blogspot.com/2014/08/shitty-coffee.html?m=1

It's raining, so time to read in the tent.

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It's raining, so time to read in the tent. "These women don't have many clothes on."

Suddenly, a buzzing ball of evil fell onto the table.

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Suddenly, a buzzing ball of evil fell onto the table. A hornet had attacked a dragonfly. It quickly clipped off the dragonfly's head and proceeded to devour it. After watching for a minute, I crushed it and threw them both in campfire for a viking funeral. Because seriously. Screw hornets.

Breakfast.

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Breakfast.

Here's me and Abby's plan for the weekend.

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Here's me and Abby's plan for the weekend.

#DNDmotherfuckers

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#DNDmotherfuckers #GrooandConanmotherfuckers

Another Dinoman race for 5e, this time the Styracoman, as ordered by Paul Vermeren.

Another Dinoman race for 5e, this time the Styracoman, as ordered by Paul Vermeren. They like to knock people down with their horns. Attn: Ed Hackett #DNDmotherfuckers

When you all are ready to talk about games again, that'll be great, until then, see below.

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When you all are ready to talk about games again, that'll be great, until then, see below. Originally shared by Ryan A