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They look pretty good. Wavy cut because I can't actually cut a piece of paper in half in a straight line.

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They look pretty good. Wavy cut because I can't actually cut a piece of paper in half in a straight line.

Family baseball selfie.

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Family baseball selfie.

Sports! Go Twins!

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Sports! Go Twins!

Simple 5e character sheet. Two on a page.

Simple 5e character sheet. Two on a page. Who needs skills? https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B927w0kbCuZBdHJoUTlMXzV3X2c/view?usp=sharing

More effective than a scythe.

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More effective than a scythe.

In 5e there doesn't seem to be any reason you couldn't ditch skills, and just offer advantage or proficiency bonus...

In 5e there doesn't seem to be any reason you couldn't ditch skills, and just offer advantage or proficiency bonus on rolls relating to background, class, and possibly race.

All the Greyhawk heraldry.

All the Greyhawk heraldry. Originally shared by Anna Meyer Something many of you have asked for, and then some :) http://ghmaps.net/heraldry/

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Oodelaley.

Oodelaley. http://www.tonymooreillustration.com/shoporiginalart/sketch-of-the-day-robin-hood

And what if this version of flight had stuck around? Could fire breathing have been far behind?

And what if this version of flight had stuck around? Could fire breathing have been far behind? h/t Henry Thomas  http://www.nytimes.com/2015/04/30/science/small-jurassic-dinosaur-may-have-flown-without-feathers.html?mwrsm=GooglePlus&_r=0

Random Image Search Gold

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Random Image Search Gold Some sort of early NASA testing I think. Check out that spacesuit.

Good night.

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Good night.

Take your mind off national news and read about brontosaurus.

Take your mind off national news and read about brontosaurus . I was skeptical when the first stories about this came out. But it's looking like this was a really good study and is well supported. Welcome back brontosaurus.  http://blogs.scientificamerican.com/tetrapod-zoology/2015/04/24/that-brontosaurus-thing

Why haven't I read The Gnomes of Levnec before now?

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Why haven't I read The Gnomes of Levnec before now? I've got a one shot coming up and it's perfect. I think I'm going to run it in 5e with the pre-gens from the starter box.

Just bought a 1 day pass to Wizard World Minneapolis solely because Larry Hama is going to be there and I cannot let...

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Just bought a 1 day pass to Wizard World Minneapolis solely because Larry Hama is going to be there and I cannot let that pass by.

You're too late. The ritual is complete.

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You're too late. The ritual is complete. Abandoned places. Very #gameable . http://blog.getnarrative.com/2015/04/50-breathtaking-photos-of-abandoned-places-from-around-the-world/

Speaking of Transformers vs.

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Speaking of Transformers vs. GI Joe , Scioli is great at visual storytelling. For example, Hawk has been carrying around this weird axe the whole series. With no explanation, Stormshadow tries to steal it. Hawk wonders why. Boom. An amazing panel hinting at a much larger story. Now in the latest issue, you see an illustration from the Cobra Bible (that there is such a thing is crazy enough). Check out the shape of Adam's staff.  I love that stuff.

Mrs. G got back from C2E2 last night, and after immersing herself in nerddom for that long, she was like…

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Mrs. G got back from C2E2 last night, and after immersing herself in nerddom for that long, she was like…

"It's a flying shooter."

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"It's a flying shooter."

Something new for your treasure tables.

Something new for your treasure tables. Originally shared by Jennifer Ouellette What Did The Ancient Roman Condiment Known As Garum Taste Like? "Just remember that Ancient Romans didn’t have a lot of spices, and most of their taste buds were destroyed by lead anyway. So it mostly tastes like a combination of salt and MSG." http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/what-did-the-ancient-roman-condiment-known-as-garum-tas-1700249708 http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/what-did-the-ancient-roman-condiment-known-as-garum-tas-1700249708

The recession hit Wayne Enterprises pretty hard.

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The recession hit Wayne Enterprises pretty hard.

Reports from C2E2

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Reports from C2E2 Mrs. G informs me David Ramsey smells like manly rainbows.

In the Cobra bible, Eve gives birth to a snake.

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In the Cobra bible, Eve gives birth to a snake.

Abby has good questions.

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Abby has good questions. ”So Fred and George had the map the whole time Harry has been at Hogwarts?” ”Yeah, I guess.” ”So why didn't they find Fluffy, or try to find the Philosopher's Stone? The hidden rooms would have been on the map.” ”Uh...” ”And why didn't they know where the Chamber of Secrets was? Or see that Ginny was running around whenever something weird happened? Or see the basilisk moving on the map? ” ”Um...” ”These books should have been about Fred and George. ”

We saw Monkey Kingdom yesterday.

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We saw Monkey Kingdom yesterday. There was a part where winged termites hatch and the air is full of them. All the animals chow down. The scorpions catch them and then stick them to their backs to take home later. So of course I thought what if a giant scorpion did that to a village of people? #horrifyingnature

Reports from C2E2

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Reports from C2E2 Someone asked my wife and her friend if they were librarians. I told her to say she was cosplaying a gender-swapped Giles from Buffy. The questioner would probably just say, “Oh! Of course!”

Reports coming in from C2E2.

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Reports coming in from C2E2. Diggle’s autograph is $40. I told my wife she better haggle for a bicep squeeze at that price.

Still in a dinosaur mood.

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Still in a dinosaur mood. Acrocanthosaurus isn’t well known and deserves more attention. They were beefy allosaurus cousins from the early Cretaceous. They’re cool because they’ve got neural spines like a bison that gave them a burly look. Acros aren’t famous since they’re not quite as big as a T-Rex, Giganotosaurus, or Carcharodontosaurus. Which is a shame, because they’re pretty cool. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acrocanthosaurus Pic from this dude I think: http://csotonyi.com/

Poorly Drawn Lines – Ghosts of the Dinosaurs

http://poorlydrawnlines.com/comic/ghosts-of-the-dinosaurs/

My wife and one of her friends just arrived at Chicago Comic-Con. They’ve never been to a con before.

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My wife and one of her friends just arrived at Chicago Comic-Con. They’ve never been to a con before. I asked her, “Think you can handle this many nerds in one place?” She said, “I’m not afraid.” And I was like…

Someone messaged me this morning to verify the size of the 5e Stegoman race I posted a few months ago.

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Someone messaged me this morning to verify the size of the 5e Stegoman race I posted a few months ago. Apparently dispute over whether it’s large or medium is causing conflict at the table and they wanted an official ruling. I think this means I can add professional game designer to my resume. Turtles in a dungeon pic unrelated and awesome.

Down at the creek, Coop discovers a controversial new reconstruction of spinosaurus is correct.

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Down at the creek, Coop discovers a controversial new reconstruction of spinosaurus is correct.
Jon Bowman​ here you go.

I approve of this.

I approve of this. Also, do the Troodons know about the k/t extinction? If so, how do they live with the knowledge without telling the late cretaceous dinosaurs? Is there a time barrier that won't let them pass? Is the dinosaur train an experiment that the troodons hope to use to let them escape the extinction? When am I going to stop posting about Dinosaur Train today? Probably never! http://theunderfold.com/2014/05/06/dinosaur-train-ending-fan-theory

Not coincidence.

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Not coincidence.

I just realized that Dinosaur Train uses the time travel system from Transdimensional TMNT.

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I just realized that Dinosaur Train uses the time travel system from Transdimensional TMNT . Time passes equally everywhere/when they visit because they're traveling between coils and twists. It all makes sense now...

Reading Transdimensional TMNT last night reminded me of thylacoleo carnifex and it's "bolt-cutter" teeth.

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Reading Transdimensional TMNT last night reminded me of thylacoleo carnifex and it's "bolt-cutter" teeth.  D&D stats as a lion, but severs a random limb on a natural 20. https://laelaps.wordpress.com/2007/08/31/thylacoleo-carnifex-ancient-australias-marsupial-lion/

HBO Now post

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HBO Now post We've only watched Game of Thrones (not on the night it airs) but the quality is terrible. Even just watching on the computer without casting the tab to the Chomecast it's choppy. Is this just because we're watching GoT? Is the quality better on shows hundreds of thousands of people probably aren't constantly streaming?  I'll try out some other stuff this weekend, but right now I think I'd rather wait until the quality improves and it's available directly on Android.

Sisco and Laurel have more chemistry in the latest Flash than Laurel has with anyone on Arrow.

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Sisco and Laurel have more chemistry in the latest Flash than Laurel has with anyone on Arrow. And this was hilarious.

Gary Morbriar

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Gary Morbriar

I don't give a shit.

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I don't give a shit .

Tough guys at the junior high orchestra rock concert.

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Tough guys at the junior high orchestra rock concert.

I know I'm human.

I know I'm human. http://www.avclub.com/article/painstaking-practical-effects-behind-things-chest--218147

Survived another office visit from my boss.

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Survived another office visit from my boss.

18 years ago.

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18 years ago. Quite the thing to experience. On April 16th, my girlfriend's (now wife) birthday we drove to Minot so she could go to a job interview. We got back to Grand Forks and they'd announced the evacuation. We both packed up what we could and drove to our parent's houses. The next morning my parents and I drove back into Grand Forks during the evacuation to move everything else we could out of my basement apartment. Later that day the dikes broke. It was like spilling water on a table. The Red River Valley is so flat, there's no where for the water to go but out. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1997_Red_River_Flood

17th anniversary Ferris wheel ride!

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17th anniversary Ferris wheel ride!

Booze. Fancy booze.

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Booze. Fancy booze.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Good Times

http://poorlydrawnlines.com/comic/good-times

For Nathan Panke and Adam Muszkiewicz.

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For Nathan Panke and Adam Muszkiewicz.

Concert Review

Concert Review Clutch and Mastodon kicked off a joint tour together at the Myth in St. Paul last night. The tl;dr version of this review is: No one can follow Clutch. Clutch went on first, they were as amazing as always. Neil is such a showman. He oozes charisma. This isn't news. They played a song from their new album that will come out in September. Awesome. So Mastodon. I like Mastodon quite a bit, but live, I'm not sure I'm the audience. I realized that when I listen to them what I sort of want is musical white-noise so I can focus on what I'm doing. Didn't totally work for me live. Or it could be that following Clutch is a bad idea. Anyway, I like this video. And the twerk-for-satan video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Aw1WnNVcYw

You can always tell a terrorist

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You can always tell a terrorist By his cologne And the watch on his wrist.

Garske bros.

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Garske bros.

Tonight. Clutch & Mastodon.

Tonight. Clutch & Mastodon. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6SplBWDyhs

Me irl.

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Me irl.

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Anyone else have a mixed marriage? As in one of you uses an iPhone and one an Android?

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Anyone else have a mixed marriage? As in one of you uses an iPhone and one an Android? Lately when my wife texts me from her iphone it does not go through to me. Maybe it's just longer texts? She's chatty. I've also gotten a few where we look at what she sent and what I received and it's not even the same message. Like what she sent got mixed in with another message she sent me before. Googling this finds lots of stuff about when people switch from an iphone to android and their contact info needing to be reset, but that's not the issue here. I've never had an iphone. So, Apple nerds, any ideas?
I want Kingpin to make me an omelet. Those looked delicious.

Two different hex-maps in Roll20 for Stars Without Number.

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Two different hex-maps in Roll20 for Stars Without Number. The overland one was made in Hexographer, the space map was made right in Roll20 itself. Both have the stats for the vehicle used attached to the token.