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Interactive map of gold mines and treasure hordes found in the United Kingdom.

Interactive map of gold mines and treasure hordes found in the United Kingdom. http://www.discoveryuk.com/goldrush/features/uk-gold-map/

gregory blair it's this guy. He's on G+ but barely. This youtube shit is so banal I might actually die of boredom.

gregory blair it's this guy. He's on G+ but barely. This youtube shit is so banal I might actually die of boredom. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrMthKhHSvQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrMthKhHSvQ

Beautiful!

Beautiful! When This 7-Year-Old Boy Could No Longer Afford Treatment For His Brain Tumor, Mitch McConnell Dressed Up As Batman And Wheeled Him Out Of The Hospital Originally shared by ClickHole http://trib.al/uJV3gkr

The face relaxed, the eyelids half-closed, leaving only the conjunctiva visible, just as we see when people die in...

The face relaxed, the eyelids half-closed, leaving only the conjunctiva visible, just as we see when people die in our daily practice. I then called out in a loud, sharp tone: “Languille!” Then I saw the eyelids slowly lift without any spasmodic contractions – I make a point of this peculiarity – but with a smooth movement, clear and natural, as happens during life when people awake suddenly or are torn from their thoughts. Then the eyes of Languille settled on mine and the pupils accommodated themselves. This was no vague and dull look… these were decidedly living eyes looking at me. After several seconds, the eyelids closed again, slowly and without jerking, and the head made the same appearance to me as before I had called out to it. Originally shared by Jennifer Ouellette The medical question of the French Revolution: how long do the guillotined remain conscious after the blade falls? http://www.thomas-morris.uk/the-guillotine-life-after-death/ … http://www.thomas-morris.uk/the-...

The Sharpe books send me to Wikipedia again.

The Sharpe books send me to Wikipedia again. Imagine a giant bottle rocket with a sword on the front corkscrewing through the air and slicing down everything in its path. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mysorean_rockets

This is the kind of nuance that was absent in the articles shouting "scaly T--Rex!

This is the kind of nuance that was absent in the articles shouting "scaly T--Rex!" a couple weeks ago. I swear, people are as bad with dinosaurs as they are with Star Wars or something. Like you can declare whether feathers are "canon" or not. https://blogs.scientificamerican.com/laelaps/long-live-the-fuzzy-t-rex/

Hell yes.

Hell yes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmImJ6ZUiqE

Lizard Force is a documentation of the reptilian totalitarianist regime.

Originally shared by Derek Pennycuff Lizard Force is a documentation of the reptilian totalitarianist regime. In it we see the final stage of their plot to use life on Earth as puppets for their cold, blue-blooded plans to create a one-world government and enslave humanity. For years and years the lizards have remained disguised. Hidden as members of royal families and holding prominent positions in society, they are masters of the arts of control, subversion, and manipulation. No longer is it necessary for them to conceal their imperial, colonial ambitions. Liberated from the shadows, they walk freely amongst us. Armed for the apocalypse. https://www.instagram.com/lizard_force/ https://www.instagram.com/lizard_force/

I just got an email from the Satanic Temple saying they were going to sue Arkansas for this monument, but less than...

I just got an email from the Satanic Temple saying they were going to sue Arkansas for this monument, but less than a day after it was installed a dude rammed it with a Dodge Dart, destroying it. In other Satanic Temple news, they say their veteran's memorial will be up at the Belle Plaine, MN cemetery in July. I plan on visiting it. It's very nice looking. http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2017/06/28/a-christian-man-vandalized-the-ten-commandments-monument-at-the-arkansas-capitol/

$10.00

$10.00 As far as I know this is the only place to get a pdf of Fire on the Velvet Horizon . So much stuff in here that was already on my wishlist. Also, Stay Frosty and Unholy Land are in it, lowering the overall quality. http://www.rpgnow.com/product/214673/ConTessa-2017-Bundle-of-Awesome-BUNDLE

Perdition 9: Out of Sight, Out of Mine

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I played Broadsword at Gen Con last year, and if an updated and expanded Hero Quest-ish experience is something...

I played Broadsword at Gen Con last year, and if an updated and expanded Hero Quest-ish experience is something you'd enjoy, you should give this a look. I backed it. Originally shared by Alex Hakobian And we're live! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/bloodyeyegames/broadsword-a-game-of-legendary-heroes-and-epic-adv https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/bloodyeyegames/broadsword-a-game-of-legendary-heroes-and-epic-adv

XCOM 2 is pretty great so far. Here's my Ukrainian knitting enthusiast turned sniper in action tonight.

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XCOM 2 is pretty great so far. Here's my Ukrainian knitting enthusiast turned sniper in action tonight.

Holy shit this would have been a classic.

Holy shit this would have been a classic. But the most interesting project in development during this time was an original script called SHADOW COMPANY, about a Vietnam vet who is pitted against six resurrected soldiers from his past. The ambitious film would have given John Carpenter a chance to work with fellow genre-movie icons Walter Hill (as producer), Shane Black (writer) and Fred Dekker (writer). http://www.blumhouse.com/2017/06/22/10-films-john-carpenter-almost-made/

Absolute badasses.

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Absolute badasses.

I've reached a major milestone with the Basic / Expert Core Rules project: with a blustery Saturday morning and v0.

Originally shared by Gavin Norman I've reached a major milestone with the Basic / Expert Core Rules project: with a blustery Saturday morning and v0.7.0 of the document, I've reached the point where I consider the core rules document tentatively complete! (Of course, that's not to say that it really is complete. It's entirely possible that I've missed really obvious things out.) The Documents Yes, it's become three documents now. 1. Basic / Expert Purist Core Rules: https://drive.google.com/open?id=1cdbkwE7i2t9ONJZjrO5ausQVHzq_o2rHV1SjVYzYlbc 2. Basic / Expert Augmented Core Rules: https://drive.google.com/open?id=1qVj20Y0mlDIvMYSls54fTBUGxx8UGyjXR7JaR9IkkyA 3. Standard Combat Charts: https://drive.google.com/open?id=19jMX-mopwwOQzuUVB9hquDsdAW0QlE-lbmwM49-h2eo 1 is the real core. 2 is the core plus a few extra, optional rules to clarify certain situations. 3 is the standard attack and saving throw charts. (I separated those out as all those tables were making...

Satan loves tables and charts!

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Satan loves tables and charts! Originally shared by Andrew Walter All important Clue/Sign/Environment chart for today's Stay Frosty game. Casey G.

Still reading Sharpe books, noticing how many horses get killed.

Still reading Sharpe books, noticing how many horses get killed. The riflemen target them. Sharpe stabs a horse instead of it’s rider. Sharpe sends a sniper to start shooting corralled horses because he's besieged by dragoons…etc, etc. I can’t find an article specifically about horse casualties in the Napoleonic wars, but the Civil War was fought in the same way, muskets in line and column, artillery, cavalry, etc. So here’s an article about Civil War horse casualties, one million horses killed! http://civilwarcavalry.com/?p=3521

I think I saw something similar from someone else.

I think I saw something similar from someone else. Expands that warspear rule for 5e I posted the other day to all weapons. Use in low-magic setting where magic weapons are very rare. A natural 1 is a hit, but: Weapon type: Piercing: DC 12 STR save or weapon stuck in foe Slashing: DC 12 DEX save or weapon breaks Bludgeoning: DC 12 CON save or off balance, foes have advantage to hit you until your next turn. Magic weapons immune to these effects. If you don’t like the idea of a 1 being a hit, make it the roll being exactly what was needed to hit. But that’s not as easy to keep track of as a 1. Also, a 1 hitting gives an inherent bonus to hit, mitigating not having much access to magic weapons.

"And you, leftenant? May I inquire if you have a personal knowledge of your Lord and Savior?"

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"And you, leftenant? May I inquire if you have a personal knowledge of your Lord and Savior?" "I'm a rifleman, sir. Our religion is killing Crapauds and other such heathen bastards that don't like good King George." I love these books...

Back to the Sharpe's Rifles books and reading the article about the sword Sharpe uses, the 1796 heavy cavalry sword:

Back to the Sharpe's Rifles books and reading the article about the sword Sharpe uses, the 1796 heavy cavalry sword: The trooper's sword, and the officer's undress sword, was a dedicated cutting weapon with a broad heavy blade and was renowned as being completely unfit for delicate swordsmanship. A well-known description of the brutal power of the weapon was made by Sgt. Charles Ewart, 2nd Dragoons (Scots Greys) concerning how he captured an Imperial Eagle at Waterloo: "It was in the charge I took the eagle off the enemy; he and I had a hard contest for it; he made a thrust at my groin I parried it off and cut him down through the head. After this a lancer came at me; I threw the lance off my right side, and cut him through the chin upwards through the teeth. Next, a foot soldier fired at me, then charged me with his bayonet, which I also had the good luck to parry, and I cut him down through the head; thus ended the contest." https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1796_H...

Because the Sword.

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Because the Sword. Originally shared by Shel Kahn Finally painted up The Navigatrix, inspired by the Sword's song "Warp Riders" and 100% a love letter to the cheesiest pulpy scifi I could find in both book and 70s anime form.

Spears for 5e Games Where Spears Should Be The Best Weapon Available

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Spears for 5e Games Where Spears Should Be The Best Weapon Available Warspear – martial weapon; 1d8 DM; Range 20/60; Impale*, Reach, Thrown, Versatile (1d10) Impale : when a foe is killed with a warspear make a DC 10 Strength Save to retrieve your spear. Otherwise it is stuck in your foe. That’s when the fighter draws his sword.

So the Uber douche resigned.

So the Uber douche resigned. I’m so glad I listened to this episode of the Dollop that talked about him. I had no idea of the douche depths. http://thedollop.libsyn.com/271-uber http://thedollop.libsyn.com/271-uber

New 40K mobile game came out.

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New 40K mobile game came out. Battle For Tallarn . Turn and hex based. Pretty good, like Armageddon lite. Campaigns are a $1 in app purchase each.

Historical weirdness.

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Historical weirdness.

Real levelless spells:

Real levelless spells: For a Swarm of Bees Sitte ge, sīgewīf, sīgað tō eorðan, næfre ge wilde tō wuda fleogan, beō ge swā gemindige, mīnes gōdes, swā bið manna gehwilc, metes and ēðeles. Settle down, victory-women, never be wild and fly to the woods. Be as mindful of my welfare, as is each man of border and of home. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anglo-Saxon_metrical_charms

Sunday night I fell asleep and immediately started dreaming.

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Sunday night I fell asleep and immediately started dreaming. I was knocking on a door and a woman answered. She said she was going to prove to me that grays existed and went to open the door to a basement. I knew with utter certainty that if that door opened I would be staring at a gray. Terror flooded through me and I jerked awake. I’d been asleep for ten minutes. Good to know my childhood fears are still there, just below the surface.

Character sheet for a game that doesn't exist.

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Character sheet for a game that doesn't exist.

This is a neat wikipedia page. How big was a city in a certain year? This will tell you.

This is a neat wikipedia page. How big was a city in a certain year? This will tell you. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Historical_urban_community_sizes

Runequest (3e because that's what I have) Culture and Occupation tables to generate Backgrounds and available...

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Runequest (3e because that's what I have) Culture and Occupation tables to generate Backgrounds and available classes for 5e. Pick an appropriate skill and/or tools to be proficient in based on roll. I would require training in downtime between levels to multi-class. You wouldn't start with many spellcasters or rogues. Culture (1d8) 1 Primitive 2, 3 Nomad 4-6 Barbarian 7, 8 Civilized Primitive Backgrounds/Classes Available (1d6) 1, 2 Fisher - Barbarian, Ranger 3-5 Hunter - Barbarian, Ranger 6 Assistant Shaman - Bard, Druid Nomad Backgrounds/Classes Available (1d20) 1,2 Crafter - Fighter, Sorcerer 3-10 Herder - Barbarian, Fighter, Ranger, Sorcerer 11- 15 Hunter - Barbarian, Ranger 16 Noble - Barbarian, Fighter, Ranger, Sorcerer 17-18 Assistant Shaman - Bard, Druid, Sorcerer, Warlock 19-20 Warrior - Barbarian, Fighter, Ranger Barbarian Backgrounds/Classes Available (1d20) 1,2 Crafter - Fighter, Sorcerer 3 Entertainer - Bard, Sorcerer 4-10 Farmer - Barbarian, Fighter 11, 12 Fisher...

Labyrinth.

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Labyrinth.

It's Father's Day, so I'll do what I want.

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It's Father's Day, so I'll do what I want.

No one told me we were doing mash-ups of #VAM and other purchases. I leave it to your imaginations.

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No one told me we were doing mash-ups of #VAM and other purchases. I leave it to your imaginations.

Fountains by the Mississippi.

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Fountains by the Mississippi.

Twin Cities peeps, #VAM is behind the back counter at the Source.

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Twin Cities peeps, #VAM is behind the back counter at the Source. They said no one was really asking for it. So go get it.

Not guilty on all counts.

Not guilty on all counts. http://www.startribune.com/fifth-day-of-jury-deliberations-underway-in-yanez-trial/428862473/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlk7o5T56iw

Every time Lulu sends me an email saying they've made a deposit into my paypal account.

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Every time Lulu sends me an email saying they've made a deposit into my paypal account.

Headlines from the stupidest of all futures.

Headlines from the stupidest of all futures. Originally shared by Betsy McCall https://www.geek.com/tech/hackers-use-e-cigarettes-to-transmit-malware-1703638/?source
Tinkering with this for some reason over the last couple days. No plans to use it in the near future.

Amazing.

Amazing. http://www.avclub.com/article/trump-fans-boycott-goldbergs-after-creator-critici-256812?utm_content=Main&utm_campaign=SF&utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=SocialMarketing

TIL that once a culture stops using stone tools for a few hundred years they start thinking flint arrowheads are...

TIL that once a culture stops using stone tools for a few hundred years they start thinking flint arrowheads are from elves. In the British Isles some idea of their original use is retained, and they are often referred to variously as elf arrows, elf bolts, elf darts, or fairy arrows, and are said to have been shot by elves or fairies at a person or animal to bewitch them. On the other hand, they are thought, for the most part, to protect the possessor from these little people. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thunderstone_(folklore)

Ok, my craving for Bernard Cornwell writing about shield walls cannot be quenched.

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Ok, my craving for Bernard Cornwell writing about shield walls cannot be quenched. But the audiobook for The Last Kingdom has a huge waiting list, so I watched the first episode. Pretty good, obviously doesn’t have a huge budget, but it had this beautiful shot.

Looks at that 5e Western link going around

Looks at that 5e Western link going around "White Europeans, now known as Americans..." closes tab

Dark Ages British Isles, 6 mile hex scale. Download and zoom in to your heart's content.

Dark Ages British Isles, 6 mile hex scale. Download and zoom in to your heart's content. http://imgur.com/J1FdtCD

Chaos Monk training.

Chaos Monk training. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKKdJoXF7PI

#ItBegins

#ItBegins Originally shared by Betsy McCall http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/d-brief/2017/06/13/flatworm-grows-head-space/#.WUBkZWjyvD4

Bernard Cornwell’s Warlord Chronicles keep me running to Wikipedia.

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Bernard Cornwell’s Warlord Chronicles keep me running to Wikipedia. I know the term “dark ages” is out of fashion, but it really seems to apply in Britain from the time the Romans leave until about 300 years later. Arthur is said to have defeated the Saxons at Mount Badon. Was the saxon leader Aelle? Cerdic? Neither or both? Was Arthur real? Was the battle? In D&D terms, this time and place is ripe for attainment of name-level, the building of strongholds, and attraction of followers and men-at-arms. The third book Excalibur has a great description of the main character traveling into the Saxon lands of the east and being amazed that the towns are prosperous and trade is active. The land isn’t conquered it is settled . No longer part of Britain, but now Angle-land. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%86lle_of_Sussex https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cerdic_of_Wessex

I get out of the car to go in the grocery store and get ice.

I get out of the car to go in the grocery store and get ice. The kids yell out the window, "See if they have any baby grunkies!" #JustAnomolousSubsurfaceEnvironmentThings

Went to It Comes At Night last night.

Went to It Comes At Night last night. I won't say a word about it. Don't watch a trailer or read anything about it. As intense and unsettling as The Witch. Andy Garske and I needed to take the edge off after the movie, and we'd been talking about Shane Black, so we watched The Last Boy Scout. I miss Tony Scott. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bq3_U_YD5ow

Good morning.

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Good morning.

This dogfight did not turn out well for the Earth Defense Force.

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This dogfight did not turn out well for the Earth Defense Force.

Snubfighter playtesting is happening. Hex movement breaks Andy Garske​'s brain.

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Snubfighter playtesting is happening. Hex movement breaks Andy Garske​'s brain.

Tonight in St. Paul.

Tonight in St. Paul. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foZIpBzCBIE

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#womeninheavymotherfuckingarmor

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#womeninheavymotherfuckingarmor #withdoubleheadedflails #sistersaredoinit #forsigmar

Me IRL.

Me IRL. Originally shared by The Onion “Oh no, my chips!” said the grief-stricken oaf, tears welling in his eyes. http://trib.al/akLl2Ua

This rat legit beat me at Carcassone. Put a farmer down in that area by him and that put him over the top.

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This rat legit beat me at Carcassone. Put a farmer down in that area by him and that put him over the top.

Speaking of the Iron Giant, let’s hear it for Dean the beatnik artist/scrap metal dealer.

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Speaking of the Iron Giant, let’s hear it for Dean the beatnik artist/scrap metal dealer.

Traumatization of my children continues with Coop’s viewing of The Iron Giant last night.

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Traumatization of my children continues with Coop’s viewing of The Iron Giant last night. Everything was fine until the deer got shot.

There's a 4chan thread where someone asks if anyone has a pirated copy of Stay Frosty.

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There's a 4chan thread where someone asks if anyone has a pirated copy of Stay Frosty. Someone responds that they might actually buy it with money.

Great overview of elephant seals, and an aside into cryptozoology due to their overall super-sexually dimorphic...

Great overview of elephant seals, and an aside into cryptozoology due to their overall super-sexually dimorphic anatomy. https://blogs.scientificamerican.com/tetrapod-zoology/incredible-elephant-seals-part-1/

Played Munchkin last night.

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Played Munchkin last night. Jebus, is there a game more likely to make the players want to kill each other? Maybe Sorry, but it's close.

Look at this face.

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Look at this face.

Good morning.

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Good morning.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Concerned

http://www.poorlydrawnlines.com/comic/concerned/

"D&D is not supposed to be fair."

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"D&D is not supposed to be fair."

Saw this turtle on the road by our house last night, so I stopped to help it onto the curb, but it climbed right up...

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Saw this turtle on the road by our house last night, so I stopped to help it onto the curb, but it climbed right up by itself and bolted for the creek. Fastest turtle I ever saw.