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These arrows in her head did not slow Kethe down one bit.

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These arrows in her head did not slow Kethe down one bit. The ogre that walloped her with its hammer did, but couldn't take her out.

Poorly Drawn Lines – The Latest Thing

http://www.poorlydrawnlines.com/comic/the-latest-thing/

I think Goblins Henchman​ wanted me to draw an umber hulk in under 10 minutes? I can't find the notification anymore.

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I think Goblins Henchman​ wanted me to draw an umber hulk in under 10 minutes? I can't find the notification anymore.

The Perfect Crime

The Perfect Crime The church of Wee-Jas (death goddess) tried to have our party assassinated, so last session we busted into their church and killed them all. Everyone thinks they were good guys though, so we have to cover our tracks. This involves my warlock plane shifting our enemy’s severed heads (can’t cast speak with dead on a headless corpse) to the Abyss to be disposed of in a ball of magic plasma that’s inside the eye-socket of a giant skull castle. I love D&D.

One kid wakes up with a swollen eye-lid. She’s got a stye or something. Looks terrible.

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One kid wakes up with a swollen eye-lid. She’s got a stye or something. Looks terrible. Other kid has a rash on his face and broke out in hives last night (happens sometimes, sensitive skin or something) but they went away. He had another breakout at school today and the nurse called saying she had checked him for lice because she thought they were bites. Gross little urchins.

Sophia reviewed Stay Frosty! The sale ends tomorrow morning, so get it now!

Sophia reviewed Stay Frosty! The sale ends tomorrow morning, so get it now! Originally shared by Sophia Brandt Stay Frosty Review #OSR Casey G. http://dieheart.net/stay-frosty/ http://dieheart.net/stay-frosty/

Perdition 8: Tomb Time

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TPK in the goblin cave of Mines of Phandelver.

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TPK in the goblin cave of Mines of Phandelver. Two dragonborn and a tiefling sworn to kill all humans broke into the caves, killed the human prisoner, but were prevented from further murder by the heroic goblins of the cave.

Beer, bowling, then Get Out for date night.

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Beer, bowling, then Get Out for date night.

DIY dice look good on the board.

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DIY dice look good on the board.

This morning's DIY project: SAGA dice

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This morning's DIY project: SAGA dice

GenCon events registered!

GenCon events registered! I was pretty far back in the queue, but thanks to James LaManna we will be in Karl Keesler's first session of Kung Fury II, setting the bar for all others. Also got into Stacy Dellorfano's Zaya's Promise, and one of Clint Krause's Driftwood Verses game. Also giving the DCC tournament a shot.

Gravestorm enjoying a tasty vodka-lemonade.

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Gravestorm enjoying a tasty vodka-lemonade.

Britons are primed. This is also the unit division of my Arthur-led Saga warband.

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Britons are primed. This is also the unit division of my Arthur-led Saga warband. Arthur 2 units of six hearthguard 2 units of four mounted hearthguard.

GENCON NERDS

GENCON NERDS What events are you running? I got Clint Krause and Karl Keesler's already. What are the rest of you nerds running?

The sea monster chart of German cartographer and cosmographer Sebastian Münster, who died today in 1552.

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Originally shared by The Public Domain Review The sea monster chart of German cartographer and cosmographer Sebastian Münster, who died today in 1552. Explore more serpents of the deep in our essay by Joseph Nigg: http://buff.ly/2qmVKg5

Hey, this guy is on G+.

Hey, this guy is on G+. He sells maps that are great for roll20 or whatever for a buck apiece (and a ton of free stuff). I’ve bought several. They’ve got a simple, sketchy quality I really like. Good detail, but not cluttered. Often available with a grid or without. Matthew Nelson this is where my mine map for Perdition came from. Originally shared by 2-Minute Table Top This is my latest project: 11 siege weapon tokens (in printable and virtual form) available as a free download , all thanks to Patreon! Let me know what you think! http://2minutetabletop.com/index.php/2017/05/26/castle-siege-weapon-tokens/

KHHHAAAAAANNN!!!

KHHHAAAAAANNN!!! http://johnconway.co/khaan-mckennai

Stay Frosty 30% off

Stay Frosty 30% off No one asked me if I wanted my OSR game to be included in the big OSR sale, so I did it myself. 30% off until the end of May. Shout it to the twitters and reddits and facebooks! If it’s on your wishlist, now is the time! https://www.rpgnow.com/product/206742/Stay-Frosty

Just about finished listening to Enemy of God book 2 in Bernard Cornwell’s Warlord Chronicles.

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Just about finished listening to Enemy of God book 2 in Bernard Cornwell’s Warlord Chronicles. It’s so grimdark I love it so much. Kept me browsing Wikipedia as much as the Flashman books do. “Throwboard” boardgame: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tafl_games St. Derfel: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Derfel Thirteen Treasures of Britain: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thirteen_Treasures_of_the_Island_of_Britain Pic is some reenactors I couldn't find a source for.

Ballkickers Inc. getting tough.

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Ballkickers Inc. getting tough.

Gonna try to introduce 5e to one of my little cousins who is already playing Maze Rats Anomalous Subsurface...

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Gonna try to introduce 5e to one of my little cousins who is already playing Maze Rats Anomalous Subsurface Environment. But how to keep the gonzo going in 5e? Oh yeah, this abandoned project where the PCs are dino-people. Might start running Phandelver with all the goblins turned into monkey men.

Worth $35 for the pdf?

Worth $35 for the pdf? http://www.drivethrurpg.com/product/206564/Barrowmaze-Complete-5e

She’s 83, for Christ’s sake. We want to eat her while there’s still enough of her to go around.

She’s 83, for Christ’s sake. We want to eat her while there’s still enough of her to go around. Originally shared by The Onion “Next time she comes by, that’s it. We’ve got to do this. It’s now or never.” http://trib.al/VbDEc57

Popular with museum visitors, Emily, our two-headed snapping turtle, can currently be found in our Collectors'...

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Originally shared by Science Museum of Minnesota Popular with museum visitors, Emily, our two-headed snapping turtle, can currently be found in our Collectors' Corner. #WorldTurtleDay 🐢

Happy World Turtle Day.

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Happy World Turtle Day.

Finished assembly on my Britons.

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Finished assembly on my Britons.

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If these things had a skin flap on their crests like the painting here, it makes them look like a Lambda shuttle...

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If these things had a skin flap on their crests like the painting here, it makes them look like a Lambda shuttle from Star Wars. Originally shared by Al Tlön Nyctosaurus

Maze Rats Anomalous Subsurface Environment session 3

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Maze Rats Anomalous Subsurface Environment session 3 TPK! A room full of hostile jury-rigged automatons screaming for new bones killed three of four, and an exploding ancient rifle did in the fourth. The new party encountered Terry and Phil at the foot of the mountain, claiming their treasure map had been stolen and they were recruiting help to get it back. The party agreed to help them, but as soon as they were at the Gatehouse entrance, immediately befriended the bear living there and sicced it on Terry and Phil. Terry, Phil, and the bear were last seen running down the mountainside. Inside, the new party quickly dispatched the rest of the automatons, looted their former party's bodies for treasure, found the entrance to the ASE, killed the automaton guarding the entrance, and entered. The new party is: Crossbot the robot wait, he died, Mad Scientist the Mad Scientist Poppy and Finny, twin Moktars Super Elf Jr., son of the now deceased Super Elf.

The good news: these dudes look great assembled and the Fireforge spears I bought fit perfectly.

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The good news: these dudes look great assembled and the Fireforge spears I bought fit perfectly. The bad: these are the only two guys whose hands I don't need to drill out.

Good morning.

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Good morning.

This is some Napoleonic wargaming I could get into.

This is some Napoleonic wargaming I could get into. http://www.thewarstore.com/Perry-Brothers-Battle-in-a-Box-TravelBattle-Wargame-BOX-Set.html

Poor Sheriff Lobo.

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Poor Sheriff Lobo. #outofcontextDnD

Hello, minis.

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Hello, minis.

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A helicopter flew these people around with their private photographer for three weeks to take wedding pictures on a...

A helicopter flew these people around with their private photographer for three weeks to take wedding pictures on a mountain strewn with frozen corpses and littered with garbage and air tanks from rich "climbers" who pay people to get them to the summit. Divorced in under five years. http://www.boredpanda.com/everest-camp-wedding-photos-charleton-churchill/?utm_source=fbshared&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=SHRD

Ray read Stay Frosty.

Ray read Stay Frosty. Originally shared by Ray Otus 2.2 Stay Frosty by Casey Garske 2017, 34 pages, RPG - sci-fi, military, bug hunt (The numbering – I'm numbering my RPG reads as 2.x until I hit about 250 pages, at which point I will count them as "a" book and start a new count.) Oh, hell yeah. This is a fun little traditional RPG based on The Black Hack , but inverted so that roll ≥ stat is good. (TBH used roll ≤ stat.) You play sci-fi soldiers in high stakes situations. The game covers classes, ranks, gear, skills, crit miss/hit tables, and even vehicles. It's heavily focused on combat, but that makes sense. Most of it is predictable, but fun and good. So what's different/interesting? For one thing, damage spills into attribute damage, which heals more slowly and affects rolls. That seems very smart to me. And in case you were wondering, yes there are psykers. (Yay!) The other unexpected mechanic gives the game its name. Characters have a meter from 1-6 that ...

I love step 1 of the Pokemon card game.

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I love step 1 of the Pokemon card game.

Do you even bite, bro?

Do you even bite, bro? http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/05/17/528677883/tyrannosaurus-rexs-bite-force-measured-8-000-pounds-scientists-say?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=npr&utm_term=nprnews&utm_content=20170517

I managed to make two 4 point Saga warbands out of Legos.

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I managed to make two 4 point Saga warbands out of Legos. Normans 1 point mounted Hearthguard 1 point Hearthguard on foot 2 points warriors Britons 2 points mounted Hearthguard 1 point warriors 1 point levy

Perdition 7: Mine Your Step

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A handsome toad that came out to sunbathe on the deck for a bit this weekend.

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A handsome toad that came out to sunbathe on the deck for a bit this weekend. I like to think all the toads we see on our deck are the same toad. And that may be the case.

Good lord baby birds are ugly.

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Good lord baby birds are ugly.

Well, I'm in it now.

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Well, I'm in it now. Just ordered enough West Wind and Gripping Beast minis to make a six-point Briton warband for SAGA.

Mother's Day Pirate's Cove!

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Mother's Day Pirate's Cove !

Well, now I've done it. Trying to get back into some minis gaming.

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Well, now I've done it. Trying to get back into some minis gaming. James LaManna​

Watch now. Your PC's life depends on it.

Watch now. Your PC's life depends on it. Thanks, Mike McCarthy​! https://youtu.be/NTZWl6fPN-E

Vinegar Tom.

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Vinegar Tom. Originally shared by The Public Domain Review Frontispiece to Discovery of Witches (1648) by Matthew Hopkins, the notorious and self-styled “Witch-Finder Generall” behind the deaths of at least 300 women during the 1640s. Learn more, and see more wonderful woodcuts, in our latest essay "Woodcuts and Witches" — http://buff.ly/2qfmbVR

Not super excited about running a 5K this morning, but we did it.

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Not super excited about running a 5K this morning, but we did it.

Our response when Abby tells us boys in her class are using the school dress code to harass the girls now that warm...

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Our response when Abby tells us boys in her class are using the school dress code to harass the girls now that warm weather is here. Shorts have to be lower than fingers with arms at your side. Boys are telling girls their shorts are too short or telling them to hold their hands at their sides so the boy can check to make sure they’re within dress code. I said the following were acceptable responses to this: -Telling them to fuck off. -Flipping them off. -Kicking them in the balls repeatedly. -Pulling their stupid basketball shorts down and saying they’re out of dress code (the boys code is mostly about baggy jeans and underwear showing.) -Headbutting. -Murder. -We settled on saying, “Let’s go talk to a teacher about it right now,” and telling the nearest teacher she was being harassed. And telling all her friends they should do the same thing. We emailed the school asking if they knew about this, how serious we thought it was, and what they were going to do about it. They called us ba...

My daughter is going to a bat mitzvah Saturday (the celebration, not the service).

My daughter is going to a bat mitzvah Saturday (the celebration, not the service). What’s the gift protocol? I googled it some things said cash in multiples of $18 is lucky. Is that cool or is it old fashioned? Help a goy out!

Scene from northwestern Iran, by 16th-century Ottoman polymath Matrakçı Nasuh.

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Originally shared by The Public Domain Review Scene from northwestern Iran, by 16th-century Ottoman polymath Matrakçı Nasuh. See more of his beautiful maps here: http://buff.ly/2pnrBAP

Summer Concert Schedule

Summer Concert Schedule June: Iron Maiden July: Social Distortion August: Primus/Clutch September: Reverend Horton Heat/Fishbone Looking good. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NWjehpGSO0

I wish you could hide the HUD in Mordheim.

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I wish you could hide the HUD in Mordheim. It would be good for character portraits. Also, Sisters of Battle are platonic ideal clerics.

But a goat is already a kid. This didn't prove anything.

But a goat is already a kid. This didn't prove anything. http://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/the-brocken-experiment-failed-to-change-a-goat-into-a-boy?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=atlas-page

There is no ankylosaur. Only Zuul.

There is no ankylosaur. Only Zuul. http://www.rom.on.ca/en/collections-research/research-community-projects/zuul

Seems legit

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Originally shared by Gorgor Gor Seems legit Liberated from Eric Muller​

Started listening to Bernard Cornwell's Arthur books.

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Started listening to Bernard Cornwell's Arthur books. First I started craving a Dark Ages Arthurian campaign, but that only lasted a minute, because there's really only one Arthurian RPG I really want to play.

Mothman sketches by Vlad Stankovic

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Originally shared by Al Tlön Mothman sketches by Vlad Stankovic https://www.flickr.com/photos/therussian/10804394225/in/photostream/

If you're in Cleveland you can now find Stay Frosty on the shelves of Weird Realms, the coolest game store I've...

If you're in Cleveland you can now find Stay Frosty on the shelves of Weird Realms, the coolest game store I've never been to. https://www.instagram.com/p/BT2dCLeAlr-/

One of my favorite moments in the new Guardians of the Galaxy movie was the little Cliffhanger reunion.

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One of my favorite moments in the new Guardians of the Galaxy movie was the little Cliffhanger reunion. Bonus Renny Harlin pictured here.

I beat Inside last night.

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I beat Inside last night. Super fucked up. Ending bleaker than Limbo's. I will play again and try to find all the little hidden rooms. I think that might change something, not sure.

Paolo Greco​ where were you this morning?

Paolo Greco​ where were you this morning? http://m.startribune.com/gordy-the-goat-stolen-from-herd-grazing-at-st-paul-park-early-friday/421453813/

We lost a battle. Here's how we win the war.

Originally shared by **** We lost a battle. Here's how we win the war. To become law, Trumpcare has to go through 4 additional steps: 1. Pass an amended version in the Senate 2. Go to “conference“ to hammer out differences between the House and Senate 3. Pass in the House again 4. Pass in the Senate again I hope you’ll be there every step of the way, until Trumpcare collapses under the weight of its own cruelty. Here’s what you can do: 11 days of congressional recess starts today. At this very moment, your Representatives are on flights back home to your district. Over the next week they’ll be holding fundraisers and working out of their district offices. As of today, only 5 members of Congress have scheduled town halls. First, call on them publicly to have a town hall to explain their vote on Trumpcare. If they won’t, show up at their district office and give clear feedback. When these members are forced to vote again on Trumpcare, they will look back to the responses of their con...

It's time for Perdition!

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It's time for Perdition !

Scorchlands RPG and wargame coming 2019.

Scorchlands RPG and wargame coming 2019. Originally shared by The Onion "We estimate that in less than a century, solar power will be able to meet almost all of the energy needs of the warring tribes eking out crude existences in the Scorchlands’ cracked, lifeless landscape." http://trib.al/rhVrR8q

It’d be great to see what editorial instructions Finlay received for this cover.

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Originally shared by Sci-fi Covers It’d be great to see what editorial instructions Finlay received for this cover. Fantastic Universe, Vol 7 No 3, March 1957. Cover by Virgil Finlay. http://bit.ly/2qDW36u #scifi #sciencefiction #magazinecover #1950s

Where did it all go wrong, Casey?

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Where did it all go wrong, Casey? I can’t pinpoint it, but it was already too late when they remade 3:10 to Yuma and took a movie that was mostly two men talking about morality in a hotel room and put in a Gatling gun.

Part 2 of this Review of the Minnesota Iceman book.

Part 2 of this Review of the Minnesota Iceman book. Most fascinating to me is the "bipedality first" view of human evolution. Crazy pants. https://blogs.scientificamerican.com/tetrapod-zoology/a-review-of-neanderthal-the-strange-saga-of-the-minnesota-iceman-part-2/

Once your kid hits the terrible twos, you can’t even make them dinner without them either throwing the food on the...

Once your kid hits the terrible twos, you can’t even make them dinner without them either throwing the food on the ground or telling you that they are already dead and that you’re their punishment for what they did in life. Makes those newborn days feel like a breeze. Originally shared by ClickHole http://trib.al/rvEq83D

Oh man, I feel sorry for Idris Elba and Matthew Mcconaughey. The Dark Tower looks like garbage.

Oh man, I feel sorry for Idris Elba and Matthew Mcconaughey. The Dark Tower looks like garbage .

I am there.

I am there. Originally shared by **** Wesley Snipes + Wrong Turn + Fire in the Sky = Movie that I will be seeing. Comes out June 16 in the US. Stan Spencer https://youtu.be/f8Hcn-DLBPE

Powerful: Pringles Has Unveiled A Line Of Damp Chips That Won’t Crunch Loud Enough To Ruin A Moment Of Silence For...

Originally shared by ClickHole http://trib.al/EzPsVWz

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