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You need this.

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You need this. Originally shared by Matthew “Polybius” H

Dead Soldiers - Wicked River (Official)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nvb8xY_mrjk

For Acting Attorney General Sally Yates, you are a badass.

For Acting Attorney General Sally Yates, you are a badass. https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=J3c3EWkLL3w

http://www.businessinsider.com/carter-page-trump-russia-igor-sechin-dossier-2017-1

http://www.businessinsider.com/carter-page-trump-russia-igor-sechin-dossier-2017-1 and http://www.reuters.com/article/us-russia-rosneft-privatisation-insight-idUSKBN1582OH So the James Bond dude's report says that in July a Trump ally was offered the opportunity to broker the sale 19% of the Russian state oil company if Trump would lift sanctions against Russia. Then in December 19% of the company was sold and the new owner is an anonymous person/company (same thing, right?) registered in the Cayman Islands. Am I right in thinking this means Trump really does like getting peed on? And also now owns 19% of Rosneft? In like five years there’s going to be an Oliver Stone movie about this. It’ll win all kinds of Oscars. http://www.reuters.com/article/us-russia-rosneft-privatisation-insight-idUSKBN1582OH

Surprise!

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Surprise! Old school DMs: do you always roll for surprise? Only for random encounters? Something else? Example: PCs know there’s something behind a door, they get ready and kick in the door. Roll? No roll? I’m starting to look at surprise more as “preparedness.” Like, the characters all, “We kick in the door on 3.” And someone else is like, “Ok, ‘3’ then go? Or go on ‘3?’” And if they roll shitty for surprise then I guess the instructions weren’t clear.

Into the woods is one of the creepiest fucking things I've ever read. And now proceeds go to a good cause.

Into the woods is one of the creepiest fucking things I've ever read. And now proceeds go to a good cause. Originally shared by Pearce Shea In the Woods is a game about children and fear and violence. It's a horror game. I made it. A number of people like it. All sales the foreseeable future will go to the ACLU. http://gameswithothers.blogspot.com/

thumbnail speaks for itself.

thumbnail speaks for itself. https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Invertebrate&oldid=762135165

Everyone in my circles has probably seen this already but one more share can't hurt.

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Everyone in my circles has probably seen this already but one more share can't hurt. Originally shared by Lamentations of the Flame Princess

Are we great again yet?

Are we great again yet? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SA1SxZoFmOU

Alternative Facts Kickstarter is up to a million and a half backers already!

Originally shared by Matt Finch Alternative Facts Kickstarter is up to a million and a half backers already! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/froggodgames/alternative-facts-a-hilarious-card-game-by-frog-go/description

Yonatan says it best.

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Yonatan says it best. Originally shared by Yonatan Zunger Today, Donald Trump marked Holocaust Remembrance Day with an order against refugees, and a statement that pointedly didn't mention Jews. It talks about horror inflicted on "innocent people;" it makes no reference to how those people were chosen, or why. And given the executive order of the day, that omission seems far clearer of a message. Among other things, it bans all refugees for the next 90 days (at which point it may be renewed); bans all Syrian refugees indefinitely; and most significantly, bars all nationals of Iran, Iraq, Libya, Somalia, Sudan, Syria and Yemen from entering the United States, regardless of their visa status, for the next 30 days – the time required for the DHS to make a longer-term decision about this. To clarify what this means, it means that anyone from one of those countries who is living in the US legally, even as a permanent resident, who was outside the country today cannot return fo

With all the National Park Service love floating around, you wanted a map of all mammoths and mastodons found on...

With all the National Park Service love floating around, you wanted a map of all mammoths and mastodons found on National Park land, right?

Too real.

Too real. Originally shared by The Onion “Seriously, you’re going to be addicted after we’ve played through the whole thing a few times.” http://trib.al/4moGntb

A 100 million year old Derp Beetle.

A 100 million year old Derp Beetle. Originally shared by Betsy McCall http://gizmodo.com/this-is-quite-possibly-the-ugliest-bug-ever-found-trapp-1791671959

No, I said, "we're doomed."

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No, I said, "we're doomed."

Maiden tickets acquired for June 16th.

Maiden tickets acquired for June 16th. It's now actually 2:30 to Midnight. http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/01/26/511592700/the-doomsday-clock-is-now-30-seconds-closer-to-midnight https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qbRHY1l0vc

Good old Roy.

Good old Roy. Originally shared by American Museum of Natural History Celebrate Roy Chapman Andrews’ birthday by learning more about one of the Museum’s most notable fossil hunters: http://bit.ly/2jB7KHa http://www.amnh.org/explore/news-blogs/news-posts/happy-birthday-roy-chapman-andrews/

https://www.facebook.com/marchforscience/

https://www.facebook.com/marchforscience/ https://www.facebook.com/marchforscience/

50lb Goose!

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50lb Goose! As if its size weren’t impressive enough, Garganornis also had weaponized wings. Close examination of the goose’s wrist bones revealed a small outgrowth – a “carpal knob.” These are actually surprisingly common among birds, from ducks to pigeons to jacanas; some have small knobs, other large knobs, and some have even developed elaborate spikes or spurs. These structures typically serve to add some extra oomph to a combative wing-slap. via Jennifer Ouellette. http://blogs.plos.org/blog/2017/01/25/meet-garganornis-the-giant-flightless-weapon-winged-goose-from-ancient-italy/

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NASA Climate Change NASA Earth Observatory NASA When Trump shuts down your social media, please remember barely...

NASA Climate Change NASA Earth Observatory NASA When Trump shuts down your social media, please remember barely anyone reads G+ and none of his people will realize you're still posting here. This is your refuge!

Obligatory G+ Update Post: First and Last

Obligatory G+ Update Post: First and Last Ok, I can't create an event inside a community, but I can invite a community to an event. At least it's there.

NASA Climate Change are you being held hostage?

NASA Climate Change are you being held hostage? Tap once for yes, twice for no. http://climate.nasa.gov
So...EPA and USDA media blackout. Bets on when NASA and NOAA will be cut off?

Stay Frosty

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Stay Frosty Mostly done…mostly. Couple of tables to finish, just a couple entries, and some Bugs added to the Known Hostiles and the rules themselves will be complete. Then I need to clean up the included mission and draw a few pictures. This is a drawing I did in high school after watching Aliens (recorded off TV with deleted scenes added) every day for a week.

Maybe Rey will just say, “Hey, Luke, thanks for the Force training and all, but institutions are bound to be...

Maybe Rey will just say, “Hey, Luke, thanks for the Force training and all, but institutions are bound to be corrupted, so I think it’s best to let the Jedi die and I’ll just do my own thing.”

OMG.

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OMG. Originally shared by Clint Krause #driftwoodverses Art by Sean Poppe

Decided 2017 is the year I start tracking the games I play, RPGs, minis, cards, board games, everything (except...

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Decided 2017 is the year I start tracking the games I play, RPGs, minis, cards, board games, everything (except video games). So far this month 12 plays of 9 different games. Not a bad start. Four games last night!

Check out Hatzegopteryx.

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Check out Hatzegopteryx. http://markwitton-com.blogspot.co.uk/2017/01/new-paper-when-short-necked-giant.html?m=1

An unprecedented event!

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An unprecedented event! Three way tie at game end means a Battle Royale for ultimate victory! Captain Sassafras first sunk Captain Jen o' Cide (her mom) then Redbeard (me).

Upset I'm sending the Royal Navy after her.

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Upset I'm sending the Royal Navy after her.

Abby found the Asgardian delegation at the march.

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Abby found the Asgardian delegation at the march.

While the girls are out starting a worldwide woman-led anti-fascist movement, Coop and I are going to play with...

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While the girls are out starting a worldwide woman-led anti-fascist movement, Coop and I are going to play with Legos and do some gaming stuff. This is a dungeon Coop drew last night. It is amazing. Rooms labelled A-Z connected by twisting corridors. Death Dungeon Random Encounters (pictures start top and go counter-clockwise) 1d10 1-2 Zombie 3-4 Flaming Skeleton 5-6 Venomoo (dog with a stinger and a pink + to say "I'm venomous!") 7-8 Iron Golem 9-10 Snakey-Spider (spider centaur with a snake-tail and a flaming sword)

https://twitter.com/cafedotcom/status/822566450405711873

https://twitter.com/cafedotcom/status/822566450405711873 https://twitter.com/cafedotcom/status/822566450405711873

Everyone giggled about this design, but it was rejected. However, feel free to use it as you will.

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Everyone giggled about this design, but it was rejected. However, feel free to use it as you will. #fucktrump

Last one. #fucktrump

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Last one. #fucktrump

#fucktrump

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#fucktrump

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#fucktrump

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#fucktrump
Is the Alignment change done? What kind of XP penalties are we looking at?

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That's better. Die Hummie!

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That's better. Die Hummie!

FWOOOSH!

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FWOOOSH!

RIP Miguel Ferrer.

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RIP Miguel Ferrer.
Hey, did Blood Bowl show up yet, Erik Jensen​?

"Sanctus Reach is now available on Steam!" Reads my email. Will it run on my laptop, I wonder...

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"Sanctus Reach is now available on Steam!" Reads my email. Will it run on my laptop, I wonder...

Choices...

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Originally shared by THE SPEECH BUBBLES COLLECTOR Choices...

Optional Perdition Character Creation

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Mrs.

Mrs. G heard from a friend that our local Jewish Community Center had a bomb threat. One of many across the country this morning. There were other threats last week in other states. Probably will barely make the news. Try not to get used to this.

I put the Tarrasque on the hex map for my upcoming Perdition game as a token and liked how it looked, so now that's...

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I put the Tarrasque on the hex map for my upcoming Perdition game as a token and liked how it looked, so now that's a campaign feature. Maybe every week it moves 1d3 hexes in a random direction? That should keep things lively. That's the skull of one of its siblings in 23.01.

I always liked the Abyssal monsters from the short-lived 3rd edition era Chainmail minis game.

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I always liked the Abyssal monsters from the short-lived 3rd edition era Chainmail minis game. Especially the Abyssal Maw.

Hey, this is a good alternative for Roll20's marketplace.

Hey, this is a good alternative for Roll20's marketplace. It's one dude, but he's got a lot of maps and they're a buck a piece. Multi-layered pdfs for printing, jpgs for online tabletop. Calib Kerensky Matthew Nelson  http://2minutetabletop.com

Always share Bass Reeves. Even if you don't watch this show!

Always share Bass Reeves. Even if you don't watch this show! Originally shared by Steve Sigety Bass Reeves makes an appearance in next week's episode of Timeless. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bass_Reeves http://www.thefutoncritic.com/listings/20170103nbc03/

Look at this amazing solo RPG evandro novel is playing. Read all three entries.

Look at this amazing solo RPG evandro novel is playing. Read all three entries. Evandro, do you paint as you go along? https://solounmondodicarta.wordpress.com/2017/01/11/eve-of-tschai-1-a-first-fight

There are orc cowboy miniatures...

There are orc cowboy miniatures... http://shop.miniaturemen.com/products/set-of-7-unpainted-cowboy-orcs

Saw Hidden Figures this weekend. Worth seeing in the front row of a sold-out theater.

Saw Hidden Figures this weekend. Worth seeing in the front row of a sold-out theater. Money quote: “I want you to know I don’t have anything against you people.” “I’m sure you believe that.”

Take that, Klak, you little kobold asshole. Wizard and cleric FTW.

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Take that, Klak, you little kobold asshole. Wizard and cleric FTW.

Sam Bellamy to a captain his crew refused to let have his sloop back:

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Sam Bellamy to a captain his crew refused to let have his sloop back: Though you are a sneaking puppy, and so are all those who will submit to be governed by laws which rich men have made for their own security; for the cowardly whelps have not the courage otherwise to defend what they get by knavery; but damn ye altogether: damn them for a pack of crafty rascals, and you, who serve them, for a parcel of hen-hearted numbskulls. They vilify us, the scoundrels do, when there is only this difference, they rob the poor under the cover of law, forsooth, and we plunder the rich under the protection of our own courage. Had you not better make then one of us, than sneak after these villains for employment?" [Beer replied that his conscience would not let him break the laws of God and man, and Bellamy continued] "You are a devilish conscience rascal! I am a free prince, and I have as much authority to make war on the whole world as he who has a hundred sail of ships at sea and an army

Cotton Mather preached to "Black Sam" Bellamy's pirate crewmen for weeks before they were finally hung for their...

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Cotton Mather preached to "Black Sam" Bellamy's pirate crewmen for weeks before they were finally hung for their crimes. What a tedious way to go.

Has anyone created a character sheet for Roll20?

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Has anyone created a character sheet for Roll20? My players are spoiled and now of course I want to play a game that doesn’t have one and the first question is, “Is there a Roll20 character sheet?” I know very little about websites or html. Alex Hakobian?

Underwater encounter success

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Underwater encounter success Used 5e’s swimming and breath-holding rules successfully last night to run a set-piece encounter. The rules are simple enough. - Movement is halved - Hold your breath a # of minutes equal to your Con bonus (so 10 rounds x Con bonus), or 30 seconds if you don’t have one (5 rounds). - I added a houserule: If you take damage, you lose 1d4 rounds of breath. The underwater area was pretty big, and they didn’t know where the exit was. I put three leaky pipes bubbling out air in various places and they could recharge their breath by spending an action. The players were nervous because they had to track their breath. The spellcasters were frantically finding spells they could cast without verbal components, which they did and put to creative use. The monsters seemed more dangerous (until I blew every roll for the shark. Not one hit.)
The campaign after Magick & Megacorps.
After Magick & Megacorps! Perdition!

It's time for Magick & Megacorps 2085: MEGA-MAUL!

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It's time for Magick & Megacorps 2085: MEGA-MAUL!

I can't believe this was the first hit when I put "synth hold music" into youtube.

I can't believe this was the first hit when I put "synth hold music" into youtube. I heard this today and thought, " Paul Vermeren would listen to this unironically." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6g4dkBF5anU

Perdition Encounter Tables

Perdition Encounter Tables I've been using a variation of Beloch Shrike's method here to build tables for my upcoming Perdition campaign. Here's what I did. I made a main 2d6 encounter table: 2 Dragon 3 Demon 4 Devil 5 Humanoid 6 Roll on terrain table 7 Recurring NPC 8 Roll on terrain table 9 Monster 10 Weird 11 Big Monster 12 Wizard Each of those is sub-table with six entries. If I want some options to be more rare than others, I made it a 2d6 table (so the Marilith and her army don’t have a 1 in 6 chance of showing up on the “Demon” table), otherwise 1d6. Each terrain type gets a 1d6 table (easy to keep track of since we’ll be hexcrawling). Monsters are things that could show up in any terrain type (like owlbears, everyone loves owlbears). Weird results are 1d6 odd encounters that still have the possibility of NPC interaction or combat. I will probably check them off until they’re all gone, then write six more. Not sure how to start the “Recurring NPC” table. Treat it as

So how did this British spy with the job of one Pierce Brosnan character and the name of another get this...

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So how did this British spy with the job of one Pierce Brosnan character and the name of another get this information out of Russia?

I told my co-worker about the Monty Hall problem and he went walking around the office with three pieces of paper...

I told my co-worker about the Monty Hall problem and he went walking around the office with three pieces of paper trying it on people because he didn't believe me that switching leads to better odds. https://betterexplained.com/articles/understanding-the-monty-hall-problem

Donald?

Donald? Originally shared by Casey G. http://poorlydrawnlines.com/comic/early-internet

It doesn't take a whiz to see Trump is looking out for #1.

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It doesn't take a whiz to see Trump is looking out for #1.

Greetings to our Google+ community.

Originally shared by Roll20 Greetings to our Google+ community. As many of you may have heard, Google has announced their plans to shut down the Google Hangouts API as of April 25, 2017. As we’ve seen previously relying on these third party services has been unsustainable for us. We want you to know we’re going to continue to prioritize the development of our own voice and video solution. For our full statement and details on how most users can still connect using Hangouts for now, please see the blog: http://blog.roll20.net/post/155682449580/google-hangouts-api http://blog.roll20.net/post/155682449580/google-hangouts-api

Proof we live in the Matrix and the machines are fucking with us.

Proof we live in the Matrix and the machines are fucking with us. http://www.snopes.com/trackdown-trump-character-wall/

So the upgrade to the school district's computer system over break gave all students the same access as...

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So the upgrade to the school district's computer system over break gave all students the same access as administrators. They could change grades or anything else. No one noticed until last Friday.

’90s Kids Rejoice! The Spider Eggs They Used To Fill Beanie Babies Are Finally Hatching!

Originally shared by ClickHole http://trib.al/Hc1rqF9

Bookmarking for myself.

Bookmarking for myself. http://www.paperspencils.com/2017/01/01/structuring-encounter-tables

Headline says, "Alan Jackson's mother dead at 86.

Headline says, "Alan Jackson's mother dead at 86." And horribly my brain adds, "She will be buried in a pyramid of cans in the pale moonlight on the banks of the Chattahoochee."

Courtney Campbell I'm writing a small Aliens/Starship Troopers-type of game, and I was wondering if you're cool with...

Courtney Campbell I'm writing a small Aliens/Starship Troopers-type of game, and I was wondering if you're cool with me using an adaptation of your Stress mechanic from Perdition. I didn't know my game was missing something until I read it. I'd rewrite it completely and am list listing all influences and links to them in the appendix. Also, I absolutely love Perdition and am starting a campaign soon. Thanks!

OK, I watched A Field in England and now this is how I feel.

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OK, I watched A Field in England and now this is how I feel.

Discovered some new species on the back of this sponge capsule packaging.

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Discovered some new species on the back of this sponge capsule packaging.

Good afternoon.

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Good afternoon.

Bought England Upturn'd on a whim since I had gift certificates at the game store.

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Bought England Upturn'd on a whim since I had gift certificates at the game store. This spell is super amusing to this former Presbyterian. Our liberal, super wishy-washy Protestantism was a far cry from our fiery Calvinist founders. I married a Catholic! The horror!

Whenever I start a new Roll20 campaign, I somehow end up having to create a whole new batch of tokens because I want...

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Whenever I start a new Roll20 campaign, I somehow end up having to create a whole new batch of tokens because I want to use a uniform style. Like, most of my 80's cyberpunk campaign's tokens are old video game sprites. For Perdition I decided I wanted to do it all in black and white. Here's what I've made so far. Images taken from all over.

I guess this means Roll20 will stop working through Hangouts in April?

I guess this means Roll20 will stop working through Hangouts in April? Super shitty. Originally shared by DiceStream It was a good ride. I just received the following e-mail: Hi, At the Google Horizon event in September 2016, we previewed a new experience for Hangouts focused on meetings. In order to streamline our efforts further, we will be retiring the Google+ Hangouts API that enables developers to build apps for the older version of Hangouts video calls. This API was originally intended to support social scenarios for consumer users as part of Google+, whereas Hangouts is now turning to focus on enterprise use cases. Starting today, no new apps will be allowed, though existing apps will continue to work until April 25th, 2017. Users may continue to access existing apps through current entry points until that date. We understand this will impact developers who have invested in our platform. We have carefully considered this change and believe that it allows us to give our users a m

The First Time Ever I Stiffed a Guy

The First Time Ever I Stiffed a Guy Believe me, the earth moved that day. Nude models sang “Anchors Aweigh.” I felt like a god Just from telling some clod, “Your work sucks. Take a hike. Me no pay.” Daily Trump limericks at the link. https://trumperickdujour.com

Jackie Stokes on Twitter: "I just wanted some water... "

Originally shared by Kirill Grouchnikov https://twitter.com/find_evil/status/816846566799470593

Declassified CIA maps to celebrate their cartography division's 75th anniversary.

Declassified CIA maps to celebrate their cartography division's 75th anniversary. https://www.flickr.com/photos/ciagov/albums

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Work Related

Work Related This website is for a company that doesn’t exist. The address is for a building that leases office space on demand. The phone # goes the same place. The business doesn’t exist in Kentucky. The people aren’t on LinkedIn. The pictures and text about projects come from a different construction company (that I’ve already alerted.) Set up only to look legitimate in order to buy construction equipment fraudulently with stolen credit card information. This is a major step beyond order requests with broken English and yahoo email addresses. http://www.krotar.com

If only.

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If only.

Woody Harrelson is great, but there is no question who should play Han Solo’s mentor.

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Woody Harrelson is great, but there is no question who should play Han Solo’s mentor.

TL/DR; Robin Hood and the Merry Men split their treasure after the adventure, and spend gold for XP.

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TL/DR; Robin Hood and the Merry Men split their treasure after the adventure, and spend gold for XP. Locksley now proceeded to the distribution of the spoil, which he performed with the most laudable impartiality. A tenth part of the whole was set apart for the church, and for pious uses; a portion was next allotted to a sort of public treasury; a part was assigned to the widows and children of those who had fallen, or to be expended in masses for the souls of such as had left no surviving family. The rest was divided amongst the outlaws, according to their rank and merit, and the judgment of the Chief, on all such doubtful questions as occurred, was delivered with great shrewdness, and received with absolute submission. The Black Knight was not a little surprised to find that men, in a state so lawless, were nevertheless among themselves so regularly and equitably governed, and all that he observed added to his opinion of the justice and judgment of their leader. Ivanhoe, chapter 32

Ivanhoe again and Casey is mostly ignorant stream of consciousness

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Ivanhoe again and Casey is mostly ignorant stream of consciousness Cedric is all "true English this!" and "Saxon that!" and "Norman usurpers!" Wait, I think, Saxons have "only" been in England 600 years at this point. Aren't the Britons and other Celts the true English? Off to Google. Oh, England means Anglo-Saxon. Before that it's just a bunch of Romanized barbarian British, not English. Too many words for the same island/people/land/whatever. King Arthur turning into the "King of England" is weird. Insert sage thought about current anti-immigration idiocy here.

Stay Frosty Progress

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Stay Frosty Progress Frostiness is now a quantifiable trait ranging from warm to ice-cold . The frostier you are, the more benefits you get, but the more danger you are in to end up rolling on the Going Apeshit table.